obeytheschnauzer Sorry for the photo of a photo but R)becca just picked up my professional doggie pics from my 10th birthday. I look crazy the hooman says. Yeah lady, crazy GOOD 😎. Eat your ️ out ladies. #DontBeTooJealous #OfMyRigidlyStraightLegs #schnauzer 1d

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obeytheschnauzer This is the frog my friend Leo sent me (he's funny, you'd like him guys: @xtrastinkyleo !!). Now I usually try to eat frogs I find outside but you froggie smell a bit like Leo so I'm going to have to lick you for a bit. Hold still, this is going to take awhile. And don't even turn into a prince when I kiss you, I'm the only prince allowed around here!!! #IDontHaveToBeGoodForSanta #IveGotGreatFriends #schnauzer #funnydog 2d

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obeytheschnauzer Vintage schnauzer edition!! Doris Day, Errol Flynn, George Reeves (Superman), John Boles (Frankenstein actor), Marjorie Post (Post Foods), Rock Hudson, Shirely Jones, Hitchcock and Matisse (artist)! 3d

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obeytheschnauzer The hooman and her sister got into a name-off of famous humans and their schnauzers. This is what they came up with (she is only slightly embarrassed taking the time to do this. She says you crazy dog people understand 😬) - woof : 50 Cent, Usher, Sugar Ray Leonard, Milla Jovovich, Rob Lowe, Bob Dole (U.S. Politician), Katherine Heigl, Liza Minnelli 3d

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obeytheschnauzer Oh Marvin, you're really spoiling me!! I forgot to sit, these treats are CRAZY good. They actually drove me crazy, hehe 😬😈!(@marvinminischnauz) #ThisIsWhySantaNeverComes #teamnaughty #schnauzertude #schnauzer 3d
  •   marvinminischnauz Oh @obeytheschnauzer we didn't realise you had allergies and nutritional requirements! I like these and because they are stars we thought kinda Christmassy! We'll be sure to double check re rice and fat content next time 3d
  •   marvinminischnauz @a_c_w_s they are Purina Delibakie Stars. They might just be a UK thing I'm not sure.. But they are yummy! 3d
  •   marvinminischnauz @obeytheschnauzer I just checked! What luck 7% fat and no rice! Phew!! 3d
  •   obeytheschnauzer Yes I'm on special food and diet from the vet but the yummy stars checked all the right boxes!!! I had to steal it out of her hand bc we've only found one kind of treat that works for me here and I was getting bored with it!! THANK YOUuuuuuu @marvinminischnauz 3d
  •   obeytheschnauzer @a_c_w_s The one we've found in the US that works perfect for his sensitive stomach are Barksters sweet potato and meat treats. They can be tricky to find. They're at my grocery store and sometimes I order online! 3d
  •   a_c_w_s @obeytheschnauzer thank you! 3d
  •   klaustherescueschnauzer Haha! I'm definitely on #TeamNaughty too!! 2d
  •   minischnauzertriplets @obeytheschnauzer I knew PERKINS liked you for a reason. We've had a nip or two in his excitement to get that treat. In his defense he has few teeth & if he takes to long eating it, Simon tries to take it from his. Simon & HENRY are on the naughty list. closest to coal I could find 1d

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obeytheschnauzer The hooman thinks I've been going through my treats too fast. She doesn't know why because she says I'm not "that" good. She requests that I stop using my mesmerizing schnauzer eyes on her . Fine. "Oh what...I'm doing it again, right now?? 😬 No, I'm not. This is my natural look." #schnauzer 4d

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obeytheschnauzer Oh noooooo !!!! The hooman made a serious comeback today. The Christmas Card Contest is now 17-15. Don't get any ideas lady. Dogs still rule, humans still drool!! #schnauzer 6d

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obeytheschnauzer What?!! You're telling me Jetta (@pawsandpaint) turns 7 today?!! No way!!! She still has the good looks, the gorgeous peppery hair, the long legs...wait was I talking about myself or Jetta?? Oh yeah, Jetta. Happy Birthday Beautiful!! #IveStillGotItGoingOnToo #schnauzer #jetta7contest #funnydog 6d

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obeytheschnauzer Oh hey there doggies and hoomans, thank you for attending my royal coronation . As you can see my kingly cape says "Rugby Rules" so no one better have on a better outfit than me. If you do, I'll need you to go home and change. I will not be Pippa Middleton'd!!!!! β€’ (Thank you for my birthday cape @schnitzyandco !! ) 1w

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obeytheschnauzer And my collection grows!!! Remember rigidly straight legs are a very comfortable way to sleep. I never nap without one. #StraightLeggingIt (ps: my fellow Rugby is on the top right! ) 1w

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obeytheschnauzer I got three more cards in the mail today which means I'm beating the human 17-6!! She even put one up from the trashman that's just instructions on how to send him a gift. She says that one counts for her . Yeah whatever, this is going to be Doggie Victory!! #ImSuperior #schnauzer 1w

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obeytheschnauzer My sweater totally worked!! My faux squirrel with a nut totally lured them in!! Woof, wooooof!!!! β€’ I call this move The Squirrel Stomp by the way . #schnauzer #danceskillz 1w

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obeytheschnauzer I hope I find a Golden Ticket within one of the @pawblopicasso calendars benefitting @arlboston! #pawblo2015 1w

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obeytheschnauzer Hey doggies, after some begging by us and a few others our friend Schnitzel's mama has finally opened up a shop with her super cool reversible bandanas (& more!) β€’ This isn't sponsored or anything. We just really love them and the great quality and wanted to lend our support! They're especially good in summer when you can't wear beautiful sweaters 😎 β€’ Link is here: @schnitzyandco woof woof! 2w

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obeytheschnauzer Look I didn't choose the Pet Life, the Pet Life chose me. β€’ R)becca is always laughing at my puffy camo jacket so I made a music video to show her who should be laughing at who 😎. #PetLife #schnauzer #schnauzertude 2w

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obeytheschnauzer You actually thought I'd willingly let the vet touch my bum this morning before I'd even had my McCafe?!! AS IF!! #schnauzer #schnauzertude #funnydog 2w

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obeytheschnauzer Sometimes even top models like me are asked to take their clothes off for photoshoots. Always keep it classy guys. Keep your shirt on!! #ButBumOut #PantsAreForDorks β€’ Black n' white for Bear...and Vogue 😎 (@sheepadoodlebear). #schnauzer #funnydog 2w

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obeytheschnauzer HELP, I'm drowning. Help me, help me!!! Wait...oh wait. Never mind. Ummm, I just fell asleep in my water bowl again. The human woke me up. Well this is embarrassing 😬. Sorry to have called you all here , please take a treat on your way out. #schnauzer #funnydog 2w

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obeytheschnauzer 😎 The year was 2007. I had finally gotten to meet up with this Santa Paws face-to-face during the day. He was angry that I'd tried to bite him when he came down the chimney on past Christmas Eve nights. I told him I don't allow intruders in my house "bark! bark!", no exceptions, not even my own shadow. I didn't get a Christmas present that year. And I haven't since. I win Santa. I win. #schnauzertude #schnauzer #funnydog #santa 2w

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obeytheschnauzer Rebecca's hilarious friend in Chicago sent her the absolute best, most perfect birthday card ever...I say this because it mentioned me WOOF!!! (@kathleenmaus) ps. Rebecca does not like the Bean in Chicago. She doesn't understand the hype . #ArtistsMuse #schnauzer #funnydog #cartoon 2w

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