nikkiglaser #tbt Senior portrait. Just leaning against a Southwestern-themed heating vent. 3d

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nikkiglaser Happier times... #tbt 4d

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nikkiglaser Bought this swing for the free sleep mask. 😎 5d
  •   blackskyradio and I only read the articles.... 5d
  •   mageezmay Looks like it has good coverage... good choice. 5d
  •   timmytystreet 😴 5d
  •   bbotvx Mask? In my day we just poked ladies in the eye. Kids these days! 5d
  •   ybisharat There are some good honest people there. I haven't the faintest clue why people laugh at me when I say I watch porn for the acting. 5d
  •   charleslwilson Low budget version: two coasters from the bar + one piece of duct tape 5d

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nikkiglaser Had access to a label maker last week and stuck this on a pair of my guy's briefs. He wore them all day before his side piece finally saw it! Hahha! Gotcha, Tonya! #success #skankprank 6d

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nikkiglaser Personal ad on the toilet paper dispenser at a Fro-Yo place. #openminded #soulmate 1w

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nikkiglaser Just a great night in Calgary.

These ladies left but I'm here til Sunday. @yukyukscalgary
1w

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nikkiglaser My feature act is not accustomed to my luxurious lifestyle on the road. @tomabrady 1w

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nikkiglaser Thanks to Calgary's @1015KooLFM for fulfilling my rider! (one smushed coat-pocket Snickers and a Canadian boxed juice)

Calgary shows @yukyukscalgary tonight until Saturday!
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nikkiglaser Thinkin bout joinin... 2w

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nikkiglaser I left my heart in Phoenix, AZ. 2w
  •   nikkiglaser @nnoooope hahha good point. @tomabrady is thorough. 2w
  •   tomabrady @nikkiglaser @nnoooope there's a weird mark on yours! And I thought it might've just been left behind by someone else like my new condo jeans 2w
  •   reggie.q No way? Did you recover it? 2w
  •   xxjayzionxx Do you want me to go get it and bring it back to NYC? I'm not busy... 2w
  •   nicopechin No, you left your Macbook! Silly Nikki! 2w
  •   xodamighty Damn...I'd be on the first flight out! 2w
  •   rileycosgrove I would have a complete meltdown! 2w
  •   matgreen Thank god you got it back. You woulda lost all your bird GIFs you've found over the years. 2w

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nikkiglaser Found this doc in Phoenix Health Magazine. Seems real profesh.

I am in Phoenix for 2 more nights. Come to a show: #houseofcomedyaz
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  •   adubjose what time is the show ?! I'll be there 2w
  •   colin_nl I will do all the coke it takes to make you better!!! 2w
  •   imarkl Dr. Edward Dumbbellhands! Great guy! 2w
  •   raharo @aubriel @adamckluge @beesando This is where the clubhouse would be tonight if I was in AZ 2w
  •   ericaxbeth What?! I don't even know what this place is... 2w
  •   marquis_de_lafayette He looks like he's about to Human Centipede AZ... 2w
  •   fastredponycar Probably could dial back the creepy in his eyes just a little... 2w
  •   drummer815 I know people are always shouting at you to come to their city but COME TO MEMPHIS 2w

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nikkiglaser Love this 'tude. 3w

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nikkiglaser Tonight! @midnight! 3w

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nikkiglaser I hosted the #Vh1Top20 countdown this weekend. I'm pretty sure it's on right now. @vh1 3w

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nikkiglaser DENVER! I'm here tonight and tomorrow. Come to @comedyworks and see! 3w

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nikkiglaser I dream of murder... 3w
  •   ozartlove @nikkiglaser she didn't give an inch ?! Nasty snob In her 2k+ leather jacket ! 3w
  •   dannysbestfriend Ohhh. I thought she brought a dodgeball.... 3w
  •   chadyoung1977 Is that your 50 Shades of Grey coat? 3w
  •   4evrolone Currently in the Atl airport. The feeling is strong... 3w
  •   lebaneselooker Hate this. There needs to be an announcement about this, like when they say rolly bags wheels in... They need to say AND RESPECT THE ARM REST BITCHPEOPLE SOCIOPATHS. 3w
  •   scoutiefinch Ugh, headed to ATL now. So fun 3w
  •   nikkiglaser @dannysbestfriend ahahhahaha 3w
  •   andy_gram79 @nikkiglaser hey Nikki, you weren't flying from ATL to LaGuardia were you? Just making sure you weren't on that Delta plane that skidded off the runway 😦😦 3w

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nikkiglaser Alanis would be proud... #onehand 4w

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nikkiglaser #tbt Those are empty cicada shells. That is my grandma. She's still truckin'. 4w

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nikkiglaser weird... cuz you exude such a chill/friendly vibe. 4w

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