nikkiglaser Making him carry it down the street proudly is part of the deal. 1h

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nikkiglaser I'm paying @tomabrady $50 to wear this shirt on stage tonight. 1h

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nikkiglaser Can't stop laughing 22h

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nikkiglaser "Wanna get shot at by some rednecks?" 3d

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nikkiglaser #LYRICCALLOUT NICK JONAS, JEALOUS. 4d

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nikkiglaser Another LYRIC CALLOUT! 7d

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nikkiglaser Big Sean, thou doth protest too much. 1w

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nikkiglaser Nappin since '99. #hobby #passion #dedication #tbt 1w

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nikkiglaser BFFs modeling our first two-pieces in 8th grade. I remember feeling fat in this bc I knew that's what women who tried on two pieces were supposed to feel. #tbt 1w

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nikkiglaser Totally appropriate souvenir to buy at LAX. #FathersDay 1w

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nikkiglaser Your mom is not your friend; she's your mom. #boundaries 2w

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  •   nikkiglaser @rhettmiller no! I don't get off stage til 12! This is terrible news. 2w
  •   caseysquyres @rhettmiller If you can make it over for her 10:30 show I'll pay your cover as penance for missing you guys, one of my absolute favorite bands, to see her show. 2w
  •   mrcaseyspivey He doesn't have the hips to pull that off. 2w
  •   thomasbakerbishop @rhettmiller Old 97's, Spoon, and Nikki Glaser in the same room!? That was a close one. 2w
  •   duff_mclaunchpad @nikkiglaser You captured the exact moment he decided to turn his match dot com account back on. 2w
  •   numnizzle I've been feeling the same inner feelings after seeing all this Bruce Jenner stuff 2w
  •   austenroarknormel You should check out @miserable_men of course there's nothing more satisfying than taking a pic of someone u don't know who ur making fun of 2w
  •   juggalo2gigolo You're in Dallas?!! Are you performing?! 2w

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nikkiglaser Performing for Anna Wintour. 2w

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nikkiglaser My friends sent a funeral flower arrangement to my Dallas "greenroom" tonight. 2w
  •   sarwynn That's a true friend 2w
  •   nikkiglaser @steveagee you're ruining this moment for me, Steve. 2w
  •   bandrewsmith Let's see a picture from the unfortunate funeral that got comedian green room flowers delivered instead! Maybe it was the flower guys first day? Just hope that "Good Luck" or "Break a leg" card goes well at the funeral 2w
  •   zero64atl I assume you killed. 2w
  •   iamsg @homirat @bethmo22 @mo_greg she got good friends. Them shits are expensive 2w
  •   tylerossity Come back to the Meltdown, Nikki! Sheesh 2w
  •   mileswalkabout Livin' the dream... 2w
  •   sharpenededge I wanna hug Nikki glaser 6d

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nikkiglaser YES. 2w

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nikkiglaser TEXANS. I'm in #Dallas this weekend. Here's some press I did in Hawaii on Tuesday. @hyenascomedy 2w
  •   4allgoodthings Loving it from Lubbock, TX 2w
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  •   raegae17 Anybody else see this and think "don't go chasing waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use too,I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all but I think you're moving to fast" haha it's stuck in my head now 2w
  •   raphopotamia Typical American tourists :-) 2w

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