nicolethebear Tallulah gets her nails done #fbf #nailart #bassetthound 2d

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nicolethebear When you wake up to a pic on your phone of Ian McShane naked with a sausage dog on his crotch, you know it was a good night/it's going to be a good day. #ianmcshane #deadwood #crotchdog #cosmopolitan 5d
  •   sumotuwe Hashtag crotchdog made me lose it 5d
  •   nicolethebear @sumotuwe crotchdog is a real thing, though I didn't actually know that & none of the search results are as sexy 5d

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nicolethebear In a knee-deep-in-water emergency
My plumber's undoubtedly great
And he works with appropriate urgency
When I act as plumber's mate
Courtesy of @wattsshots The Best of @Cosmoplitan The 70's & 80's #cosmopolitan #70 #seventies #eighties #80
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nicolethebear Fuck or suck?
What does it say? Is it a test?
5d

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nicolethebear Thin Lizzy, cheesecake & Akira with @wattsshots @getbakeddaily 5d

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nicolethebear Still revelling in the sweet cathartic delights of #Deafheaven last night with @cheesecakeweasel 2w

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nicolethebear Get in my face 2w
  •   wattsshots I need his So badly right now!! 2w
  •   nicolethebear @wattsshots you have no idea how important this was in rehabilitating me into human form. Accidentally discovered half price rum cocktails on way home last night. 2w

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nicolethebear Deafheaven has the two Nicoles official sweaty seal of delight 2w

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nicolethebear Yes. Again. 2w

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nicolethebear Almost a year ago today I had the honour of being the best man to @blktphotography at his unforgettable wedding to "the hottest girl he's ever met" @defiantglare. I love them both dearly & wish them long & happy lives together but mostly today I'd like to remind them that they got married under a lion with his dick out. #fbf #liondick 2w

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nicolethebear I think I have managed to pinpoint the exact moment the wheels came off yesterday afternoon. 3w

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nicolethebear Classy daydrunk at The Alchemist 3w

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nicolethebear Bless HMS Sauceboat & all who she sets fire to 3w

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Toaster nicolethebear
nicolethebear The cyclops that watches over me while I work. 4w

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nicolethebear @bluebellbillie hanging out at work on a Friday #homelife #homefest 4w

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nicolethebear Mr Chris Chadwick #homefest 4w

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nicolethebear I remember when this was all fields & I didn't have a chair to sit on #homelife #homefest 1mon

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X-Pro II nicolethebear
nicolethebear The Claw 1mon

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nicolethebear Not quite the infamous Bermuda Triangle... but as far as making the best of a no hot water situation, I declare myself a bloody genius. 1mon

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nicolethebear Abalone 1mon

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