X-Pro II Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom Matilda - takes place beneath these shapes. 1w

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nickbryandotcom Opened Calculator in Windows 8 for first time to do a quick calculation. The machine took it rather more seriously. 1w

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nickbryandotcom My sister's cat Molly is apparently easily intimidated by strangers. 2w

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nickbryandotcom We are at #FiveGuys burger. No meat yet but HEY LOOK FREE NUTS. 3w

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nickbryandotcom My books filed under "HAPPY" at the Big Green Bookshop, which I feel is pretty apt. 4w

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nickbryandotcom Pub quite full, so sharing a table with this stranger. It's only a little awkward. 1mon

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nickbryandotcom On the coach home from Oxford, it suddenly switched to sexy nightclub lighting. Here I am being baffled. 1mon

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nickbryandotcom From a Kinder Surprise egg - the most practically useful Hawkeye toy ever produced. #hawkguy 1mon

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nickbryandotcom Latest #SW8BeerDump prize from @1607westegg has arrived. Shall store it on my shelf next to the poisonous ant powder. 1mon

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nickbryandotcom Girlfriend's family don't like any of these, so the eating burden falls upon me. I struggle on. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom New Years hungover Ticket To ride session. Lethargy and trains seem to go well together. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom I am dressed as "The French" for our Cards Against Humanity New Years party. Yes, I own a beret. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom We are playing Marrying Mr Darcy, a Pride & Prejudice card game. Must marry eligible man to avoid this awful fate... 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Mum presented me with a plain Spider-Monkey and some felt tips, so I tried my best to get the costume right. 2mon

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Rise Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom Swear we didn't have this many Ritz crackers when I were a lad. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Tidying my room. Looks like I've left the same comic on this bit of carpet for a while. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom First Christmas present of the year from @clairesrousseau. I think she's telling me to hurry up and send the book out. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Saw a box of chocolates in the communal area at work earlier and, foolishly, allowed myself to hope for a nice chewy treat. 3mon

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nickbryandotcom But where are any of us, really? 3mon

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nickbryandotcom Almost left my shopping outside after the Hobson & Choi II proof copy distracted me by arriving. Look how cute they are together. 3mon

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