Mayfair Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom Am I paranoid or is this tree giving me the finger? #treefingers 10h

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nickbryandotcom Went to Walthamstow library to return a book, got 4 more. Whoops. But look, good stuff! 2d

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nickbryandotcom Courtesy of @juliannebenford - a slightly better picture of me with the horn. 4d

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nickbryandotcom Starting off my birthday drinks with a game of Small Worlds is very exciting. I have the horn. 4d

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nickbryandotcom Since it's Mother's Day, here is a tractor my Mum created for a Knitted Farm. You can almost smell the petrol. 2w

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nickbryandotcom Ooh eee ooh this fire is on fire 3w

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nickbryandotcom This bar must have been disappointed only one of me turned up, rather than me and my five clones. 3w

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X-Pro II Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom Matilda - takes place beneath these shapes. 1mon

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nickbryandotcom Opened Calculator in Windows 8 for first time to do a quick calculation. The machine took it rather more seriously. 1mon

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nickbryandotcom My sister's cat Molly is apparently easily intimidated by strangers. 1mon

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Normal Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom We are at #FiveGuys burger. No meat yet but HEY LOOK FREE NUTS. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom My books filed under "HAPPY" at the Big Green Bookshop, which I feel is pretty apt. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Pub quite full, so sharing a table with this stranger. It's only a little awkward. 2mon

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Normal Nick Bryan
nickbryandotcom On the coach home from Oxford, it suddenly switched to sexy nightclub lighting. Here I am being baffled. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom From a Kinder Surprise egg - the most practically useful Hawkeye toy ever produced. #hawkguy 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Latest #SW8BeerDump prize from @1607westegg has arrived. Shall store it on my shelf next to the poisonous ant powder. 2mon

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nickbryandotcom Girlfriend's family don't like any of these, so the eating burden falls upon me. I struggle on. 3mon

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nickbryandotcom New Years hungover Ticket To ride session. Lethargy and trains seem to go well together. 3mon

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nickbryandotcom I am dressed as "The French" for our Cards Against Humanity New Years party. Yes, I own a beret. 3mon

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