nealarmstrong On my way to steal your girl @scooter_t 7h

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  •   mxnas Thats how i eat my oatmeal too! 1d
  •   littleladylipp Joel is killing it in the silverware/dish/feeding department. Seriously impressed! Go Joel! 1d
  •   sunshinefantasy Nice shirt :D 1d

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nealarmstrong This is for @unclekev8 and @mexicanish ! Just helping you get your week started off right. 1d

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nealarmstrong Slomo summer 2d
  •   mexicanish oh man I am SO glad that THAT FACE is regularly back in my insta feed again...am i crazy or was there a hiatus a few weeks ago? @lilpig ?? i mean- no pressure buuuuut a little notice before the next social media vacation would be nice and would help eliminate some of my episodes set off from various triggers 2d
  •   lilpig @mexicanish maybe a bit of a hiatus but we gotta keep the masses hungry! We don't want anyone passing over his pic like oh yeah that kid again. Tip: when those triggers come it helps to go back to older pics/videos. Also you can follow me on snapchat for your #dailyjoel at lilpiglove 2d
  •   mexicanish @lilpig i mean im probably going to download snapchat just for daily joel! thanks for the fan tip! xoxo 2d
  •   unclekev8 @lilpig @mexicanish it isn't possible to feel full off too much Joel. 2d
  •   mexicanish what @unclekev8 said 2d

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nealarmstrong Still summer 2d

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nealarmstrong Summa time 3d

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nealarmstrong Peas and broccoli! 5d

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nealarmstrong Just a low quality picture of my food. 2w

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nealarmstrong Life in the Fast lane! @_ryanterry 2w
  •   factory517 I am not charmin friendly according to this math equation 2w
  •   jaypeelew That just became my new mantra. Thanks for that. 2w
  •   ben_cook_89 So on a road trip you've got to eat a burrito every 40 min? Or is it like a gas tank, you eat 4 or 5 at once and go for a few hours? 2w
  •   nealarmstrong @ben_cook_89 I think it's a burrito every 40 minutes on road trips. Unless it's a Grande then I usually hit 160bpm. 2w
  •   ben_cook_89 160! That's better than a Prius Burrito! Haha 2w

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nealarmstrong I've waited many years to eat pancakes during church. #churchphotos #adultsnacks #thanksjoel 2w
  •   amandaannhansen Lucky! 2w
  •   jamesrides Neal, All the things you've ever wanted to eat in church are now perfectly acceptable. 2w
  •   robmonc One of the delightful fringe benefits of parenthood. 2w

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nealarmstrong #FORTUNE magazine identified me as a leader in my field. #goalinlife #madethefortunelist #doesntmatterwhichlist #watchoutgates 2w

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nealarmstrong I think I've been shot. (The banana peel does not taste like banana) 3w

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nealarmstrong Rapid fire! 3w

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nealarmstrong While @lilpig is returning clothes we are driving around the mall parking lot hanging out the sun roof shooting people with banana guns listening to wale 3w

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nealarmstrong Don't think about taking my ice cream! #icecream 3w

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nealarmstrong Eggs! Farm Fresh @typoramaapp #typorama 3w

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nealarmstrong Monday morning is lining up pretty good 3w

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nealarmstrong He thinks he is 5 already. #16months 3w

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nealarmstrong The east bay is ok! 3w
  •   makbec @lilpig - we missed you tonight!!! 3w
  •   bevvvhs He does m 3w
  •   bevvvhs Io 3w
  •   lilpig @makbec I missed being there! I want to know how it went and see pictures! Can we have a mini HS reunion when you get back:) 3w

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