mushroomalice "i've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange." 1d

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mushroomalice "see how she leans
her cheek upon her hand!
o, that i were
a glove upon that hand,
that i might touch that cheek!"
5d

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mushroomalice "wonderful girl. either i'm going to kill her or i'm beginning to like her." 1w

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mushroomalice "ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. but no hand shall touch him." 4mon

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mushroomalice "I have seen your heart, and it is mine." 4mon

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mushroomalice "i think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - i'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?" 4mon

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mushroomalice "do you have the patience to wait, till your mud settles and the water is clear? can you remain unmoving, till the right action arises by itself?" 6mon

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mushroomalice "try to remain calm." 7mon

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mushroomalice "sorry! i don't want any adventures, thank you. not today. good morning! but please come to tea - any time you like! why not tomorrow? good bye!" 7mon

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mushroomalice "savvy?" 8mon

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mushroomalice "why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder." 8mon

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mushroomalice "you want a toe? i can get you a toe, believe me. there are ways, dude. you don't wanna know about it, believe me." 8mon

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mushroomalice "sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you." 9mon

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mushroomalice "and here's your triple gooberberry sunrise, sir." 9mon

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mushroomalice "don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease." 10mon

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mushroomalice "you and i are such similar creatures vivian. we both screw people for money." 10mon

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