mtags Happy Kiehlsmas. #KDMIXPOSED @bdubs91026 4d

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mtags Not chic enough to be bitchy/not bitchy enough to be chic. #tbt @maggie_beau #2004 1w

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mtags Here's some vague condescension for your Monday. #caremore 3w
  •   annieohgee I guess punctuation doesn't matter 3w
  •   mtags @annieohgee when you consider that whoever wrote it is the same person who posts exclusively inspirational quotes on Facebook... 3w
  •   annieohgee @mtags touché 3w

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mtags My peace offering for all the religion/gender politics arguments I'm going to instigate today! #thanksgiving #brie 3w

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mtags To serve to family that you "love" on thanksgiving! 4w
  •   lakellie I actually laughed out loud 4w

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mtags Alternately: a straw. You could just pair it with a straw. 1mon

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mtags I bet you're all sorry you missed me cry 3 separate times during a musical. But here's my bff Nick he killed it. #RENT 1mon

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mtags Walk a little, rest a little. 1mon

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mtags Just different shapes. I eat all three anyway. The universe laughs. #dailyhaiku 1mon

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mtags Happy birthday to the only person who not only never missed a show, but provided me with detailed feedback afterward. You've never held back. Love you! @travismiller27 2mon

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mtags Face Your Demons Friday. #trustonebitch 2mon

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mtags I admire your persistence but it's October now so maybe switch your inventory to pumpkin spiced atrocities. 2mon
  •   skhealey Global warming tho ... 2mon
  •   mike_pazz Basic fall treats for basic kids 2mon

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mtags I've tried, over the past 20 years, to get rid of all 3 of them. They've all clawed their way back in somehow. 2mon

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  •   mtags Been living in my hood for 1 year today, still picking up the lingo. 3mon
  •   skhealey Oh you never heard muddakunt? Smh ... 3mon
  •   mtags @skhealey I hadn't but it's now my new favorite word. 3mon
  •   michelle_brook I always lazy read this as thundda kunt, which is also awesome. 3mon

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mtags Where are your friends tonight? 3mon

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mtags Panic when it's your turn to order, and end up with yogurt, cake & beige soup. #protip 3mon

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mtags Trying to make Wall Street happen. #noluck 3mon

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mtags A celebration of love for @hollywood0725 & @jakeofalltrades 's special day. #JakelovesLauren 4mon

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mtags Follow the northern star. #artichoke #nyc 4mon

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