mrpenguino I'll take one of each! 22h

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mrpenguino JUST GOT MY WEDDING CAKE TOPPER AND OMG LOOK AT IT I AM VERY HAPPY (@lindzeesaurus is the most talented) 4d

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mrpenguino Hurricane Beck destroyed this wedding tasting 4w

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mrpenguino The new DreamWorks logo is pretty good 1mon

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mrpenguino Two upwardly mobile slobs out on the town 2mon

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mrpenguino My @cosmopolitan work view today is so gross 2mon
  •   cute_as_fuck Seriously disgusting. Ugh, fireplaces. 2mon
  •   msmirandajones order room service to cheer yourself up 2mon
  •   insta_brit I'm glad this isn't anyones house.. I was scrolling like oh those dishes?! 2mon
  •   meganrascal OMG my texts must seem so boring now 2mon
  •   notnas You need a union. Unfit!! 2mon
  •   jdfunks Giiiiirl 2mon
  •   fancymeetingyou Call the Wambulance, stat! 2mon

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mrpenguino Los Angeles, you should go outside because God is taking a big beautiful dump on us rn 3mon

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mrpenguino My @cosmopolitan work view today is like whatever 3mon
  •   ameyfm Oh! Do you have a work gig in Palm Springs?! How fun! 3mon
  •   minticles Trying to feel something besides jealousy 3mon
  •   laziestvegans 🌞 3mon

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mrpenguino I just copy whatever @suttonlong does 3mon

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mrpenguino My coworker today is really stressing me out. Like, just relax 3mon

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mrpenguino If your candy bar costs $10 and the packaging is twee as fuck, we're in business 3mon

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mrpenguino I'm following the right people 3mon

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mrpenguino Bette Midler's costumes from Ruthless People? 3mon

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mrpenguino @lindzeesaurus work doodles are better than your work doodles 3mon

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mrpenguino I'm with you, fork. 3mon

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mrpenguino Imagine if this were about the Reese Witherspoon/Kevin Smith fight 4mon

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mrpenguino Eleanor's poker face 4mon

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