mrpenguino His & hers face bowls for serving your guests cereal! Good morning! We're always watching! Enjoy your day!! (@fancymeetingyou gives the best gifts !) 1d

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mrpenguino Really starting to understand snapchat I feel 7d

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mrpenguino Yum 1w

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mrpenguino Hometown wallpaper do want (via @tehhalt) 2w

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mrpenguino Breakfast patrol 2w

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mrpenguino Area woman tries hologram porn and then cries forever story at 11 2w

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mrpenguino I'm lookin' at the lamp in the mirror! 3w

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mrpenguino Big loan from the girl zone 3w

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mrpenguino There aren't enough back-to-back giant tvs in this world 3w

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mrpenguino .@elle_em_dee perfectly captured my goofball roommate 1mon
  •   vegan_actress I think I came across your blog online about a vegan dog. Was that you? Anyway my dogs have been vegan for two years. And I thought your article was really good 4w

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mrpenguino Cleansing 1mon

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mrpenguino I drank all those mimosas and then proceeded to take photos of myself in the palm fronds for an hour and then left without my purse :/ 1mon

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mrpenguino Hazel's butt is in Toby's face so it must be 2016! 1mon

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mrpenguino Not sure whether it was the best or worst decision of my life to let a theater professional stage our wedding photos (cc @meadsley) 1mon

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mrpenguino Humbly nominated for Best Foot Dangling Out Of Driver Side Window, 2015 1mon

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mrpenguino My mom bought me makeup from a man in a van outside of Walgreens so I put all of it on at once and now my eyes burn badly but I've never looked better? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1mon

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mrpenguino NYE plans 1mon

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mrpenguino Max relaxin 2mon

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mrpenguino Goblin slayers 2mon

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mrpenguino We had to wait 10 minutes for my niece and nephew to get Waddles situated before starting the game and then this motherfucker didn't even want to play 2mon

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