mrjoestaples Earl Grey tea in a @slamcityskates mug against my very own South Bank board-form wall. About as London it gets in Portland Oregon. 2d

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mrjoestaples Guess who spent the whole breakfast trying to look at his new Spider-Man cap? 4d

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mrjoestaples #tbt to when Sonny was a one-year-old peanut. 5d
  •   leakwalker And Jessica was a 15 yr old cheerleader. 5d

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mrjoestaples Very nice to meet Apple, the tired-nose-digging-Pit-pup today. Oh, and Josh and Talia her human parents. 5d

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mrjoestaples I hate selfie-sticks. I just take a horse wherever I go because their eyes are great for taking your own pictures without looking like a douche. #horsesrule 5d
  •   budodave lol 5d
  •   archersupply Lies you never bring your horse to class 5d
  •   mur_fee Leave that baby seal alone 5d
  •   jtfcat Where might I be able to pick up be of these selfie-horses? 5d

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mrjoestaples New Kershaw knife. Lovely flip, if you are supposed to call it that. 5d
  •   j_villacres What model is this? 5d
  •   seancpdx Kershaw has the best flip! I have an Onion from 10yrs ago that still has the same exact action! 5d
  •   mrjoestaples @j_villacres Skyline. It's fantastic 5d
  •   rusto88 Love my Kershaw Cryo! 5d
  •   al3xcriss Been a huge Kershaw fan since I was a wee lad. You should check out the warehouse sale in November. Must NOT miss. 5d
  •   michael_eaton Sweet knife! I've been carrying a Leek for years love it. 5d

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mrjoestaples "How do I make him go faster? It's ok Dad, I'm an expert" - Sonny. 1w

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mrjoestaples Hup Holland! 1w

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mrjoestaples By all accounts coach Shayne's modified Kimura is horrible. I mean amazing. @nemesisbjj 2w

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mrjoestaples Utaaaaaah. 2w
  •   papatong Im sorry. The first thing I saw was Rock vagina. 2w
  •   oldschooly Yeah. Rock vagina for sure. 2w
  •   leakwalker Vagina fries. Vagina rocks. There's a theme here. 2w
  •   mashmal What did you expect from the beehive state? 2w
  •   s3iz Yep. 2w

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Normal Joe Staples
mrjoestaples We found a wormhole in the space time continuum! Oh no, it's just a book. 2w

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mrjoestaples Southern Utah I love you (@jessicastaples is pretty cool too) 2w

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mrjoestaples Doing 75mph. This is why we can't have nice things. 2w

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mrjoestaples First croquettas served in a shoe, now fries served in a cotton vagina @jonbuscemi this is some 1890's shit. 2w

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mrjoestaples Jessica took me to dinner in Vegas and they served us croquettes in a glass Converse. Bonkers. 2w

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mrjoestaples I taught a class of Grant High School about Sports Marketing and Mexican food. They sent their thanks on Burritos, which means they understood the lesson. Thanks Spencer Nelson for organizing it. 2w

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mrjoestaples "See-us-guys, I'm going to school to learn more about oxygen" - Sonny. 3w

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mrjoestaples Sometime, at work you might say "look at how magically the light dances off the disco ball" and then you hear what came out of your mouth and you have no option other than to immediately kill yourself. 3w

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mrjoestaples I spotted a pretty specialized @specialized at Rapha today. Fantastic. 3w

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