moistpork I feel like I've been to this hospital too many times to visit loved ones. And I have. But then I step outside and the sky reminds me that everything is going to be okay. 2d

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moistpork Got to watch the most beautiful sunset with my love tonight. My cup runneth over. 5d

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moistpork I will take a shot of the sky while driving, and you will like it. 5d

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moistpork I'm happy. Seems weird that should be so odd. But I feel super at peace. Happy Tuesday. 6d

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moistpork Sigh 4w

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moistpork Going camping. Feeling pretty good. Hi, guys. 2mon

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5mon moistpork
Mayfair Porker
moistpork Civic Center, Denvah. 5mon

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moistpork New shades. Bring on the sun. 5mon

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moistpork Colorado's pretty rad. 6mon

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moistpork This look about sums it all up today. 6mon

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moistpork Lipgloss on my mimosa glass, and IDGAF. Rooftop brunch on a fine, sunny Sunday, and all is right with my world. 6mon

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moistpork Miss you guys. 6mon

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7mon moistpork
Normal Porker
moistpork I love daylight savings. Beer on a patio. Yum. 7mon

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moistpork I have a "top secret" drawer in my desk that I booby trap with tampons, in case anybody starts snooping. 7mon

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moistpork I call this look Beetlejuice Chic. Enjoy. 7mon

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moistpork Fuck this weather. Also: All I've got left in me is selfies, apparently. Sorry, guys. I'll eye roll at myself later, mkay? 7mon

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moistpork I like to smile when I'm feeling blue, because it reminds me that everything is going to be okay. 7mon

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moistpork I wanted to post a selfie of myself to prove I do things other than sit in my car. Like get into bed by 7. Tshirt. Undies. Socks. Blankie. Aaaaaaaah. 7mon
  •   seatownassassin Ha! I've been eagerly awaiting it ever since I got out of it this morning. 7mon
  •   mellimelle You are my idol. 7mon
  •   bitchyjess_ Add wine and that's exactly what I've been doing! 7mon
  •   tstoli You def look better in a low cut shirt tho! #justsayin 7mon
  •   el_dinger31 Moist selfies are good , wait what? 7mon
  •   mcchokenutz Lets see the blankie. 7mon
  •   kerryabdow Aw, you look so pretty! 7mon
  •   yuckybot I thought you lived in your car 7mon

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moistpork Pretty sick of looking like the Michelin man 8mon
  •   mcvittles not true bc I've never thought about dry humping the Michelin man 8mon
  •   moistpork @mcvittles you have to get through all these layers of clothes first, but okay. If you insist. :) 8mon
  •   mcvittles I'm pretty determined. 8mon
  •   rogueshadows217 Moist pork is back! ATLApproved 8mon
  •   maddad If that's a man, I'm gay. 8mon
  •   blondedreams I'd Michelin you all day. 8mon
  •   hipchkk Hello, gorgeous! 8mon

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moistpork It's pretty awesome to be adored by something so intensely. Animals make the world a better place. 8mon

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