mockenoff "You Cubano know." - Alanis Morissette 2w

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4mon mockenoff
Normal Tim Poon
mockenoff The crowd is surprisingly calm despite the death lasers descending from the ceiling 4mon

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5mon mockenoff
Normal Tim Poon
mockenoff Fuck a filter 5mon

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mockenoff Guys, this game just turned UP 7mon

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mockenoff Right arm is strictly for buckets (of chicken) 8mon

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mockenoff How do you tell a hotel room it's being too controlling in the relationship 8mon

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mockenoff See you guys on the moon 8mon
  •   uknow_rob @mockenoff please tell me this bridge actually took you to the moon..or at minimum was unfinished 8mon
  •   mockenoff @uknow_rob all I remember is I saw the stars and then woke up in the desert four days later 8mon

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mockenoff Married for, like, two minutes and he already forgot how to hold #buckets 9mon

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mockenoff My pitch for The Lego Movie sequel was not well received 9mon

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mockenoff He's never been good at making friends 10mon

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mockenoff I'm teacher of the god damn year 10mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah literally. Those kids are dead now. 10mon
  •   doormanyeah They never saw it coming, because they were already asleep. 10mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah Will was surprisingly hard to defeat. Too much fire in his soul. 10mon
  •   tman2088 God I love this 10mon
  •   lbstreder Lol whaaaat do you teach... 10mon
  •   mockenoff @lbstreder classroom power moves, like taking someone's pen while they're using it 10mon
  •   bartsqueezy I prepped them well for ya. You're welcome 10mon
  •   mockenoff @bartsqueezy they were talking shit about your lecture. Oh sorry, I misspoke. I was talking shit about your lecture. 10mon

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mockenoff I think we won 10mon

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mockenoff And then everyone obeyed the screen like it was a bear-bird messiah 11mon

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mockenoff Haha what? 12mon

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