mockenoff Right arm is strictly for buckets (of chicken) 1w

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mockenoff How do you tell a hotel room it's being too controlling in the relationship 2w

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mockenoff See you guys on the moon 4w
  •   uknow_rob @mockenoff please tell me this bridge actually took you to the moon..or at minimum was unfinished 4w
  •   mockenoff @uknow_rob all I remember is I saw the stars and then woke up in the desert four days later 4w

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mockenoff Married for, like, two minutes and he already forgot how to hold #buckets 2mon

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mockenoff My pitch for The Lego Movie sequel was not well received 2mon

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mockenoff He's never been good at making friends 2mon

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mockenoff I'm teacher of the god damn year 3mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah literally. Those kids are dead now. 3mon
  •   doormanyeah They never saw it coming, because they were already asleep. 3mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah Will was surprisingly hard to defeat. Too much fire in his soul. 3mon
  •   tman2088 God I love this 3mon
  •   lbstreder Lol whaaaat do you teach... 3mon
  •   mockenoff @lbstreder classroom power moves, like taking someone's pen while they're using it 3mon
  •   bartsqueezy I prepped them well for ya. You're welcome 3mon
  •   mockenoff @bartsqueezy they were talking shit about your lecture. Oh sorry, I misspoke. I was talking shit about your lecture. 3mon

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mockenoff I think we won 3mon

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mockenoff And then everyone obeyed the screen like it was a bear-bird messiah 4mon

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mockenoff Haha what? 4mon

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mockenoff Always stealing my phone 4mon

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mockenoff He's just a little picklish 4mon

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mockenoff Sorry, guys, but this picture of twelve 2AM tacos is the only picture from PAX you need to see 5mon

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mockenoff "JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH"

I don't like what s'more doughnuts do to us
6mon

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