mockenoff Someone messed with the bull 5d

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mockenoff This is being a journalist 2w

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mockenoff There's a strobbery in progress 3w

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mockenoff Welcome to Wienertown

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mockenoff She's after me potatoes! 1mon

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mockenoff Well that's terrifying 2mon

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mockenoff Found giant brain of E3, no sign of heart. 2mon

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mockenoff I divined the true purpose of the Xbox bracelets 2mon

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mockenoff The concrete maw, dread lazily dripping from its skyscraper fangs, seemed insurmountable on the eve of battle 2mon
  •   kaylgriffin In town for #e3 I take it? 2mon
  •   mockenoff @kaylgriffin yeah, man. You gonna be there? 2mon
  •   kaylgriffin Probably not. Maybe? I dunno. But if you wanna play some dodgeball, let me know! You in town for the whole week? 2mon
  •   mockenoff @kaylgriffin I always want to play dodgeball! And yeah, I leave Saturday morning. 2mon
  •   txarich Gonna be watching the press conferences all day. 2mon
  •   citiznsnips Jealous! 2mon

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mockenoff Bastard sushi is the best sushi 2mon
  •   mockenoff Shout out to our server Chelsea. She brought me sake but she stole my heart. 2mon

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mockenoff Worlds away 2mon

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mockenoff It's getting fishy over here 2mon

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mockenoff I met my new best friend today 2mon

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mockenoff They've become sentient 3mon

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mockenoff Ooooh, so that's what you mint 3mon
  •   killerkalyn I see what you did there. Berry clever. 3mon

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mockenoff Back to our regularly scheduled programming 3mon

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mockenoff If you wanna come and eat a rye wit me 4mon

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mockenoff Honestly I can't tell if she's having fun or not 4mon

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