mockenoff Married for, like, two minutes and he already forgot how to hold #buckets 3w

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mockenoff My pitch for The Lego Movie sequel was not well received 3w

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mockenoff He's never been good at making friends 1mon

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mockenoff I'm teacher of the god damn year 1mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah literally. Those kids are dead now. 1mon
  •   doormanyeah They never saw it coming, because they were already asleep. 1mon
  •   mockenoff @doormanyeah Will was surprisingly hard to defeat. Too much fire in his soul. 1mon
  •   tman2088 God I love this 1mon
  •   lbstreder Lol whaaaat do you teach... 1mon
  •   mockenoff @lbstreder classroom power moves, like taking someone's pen while they're using it 1mon
  •   bartsqueezy I prepped them well for ya. You're welcome 1mon
  •   mockenoff @bartsqueezy they were talking shit about your lecture. Oh sorry, I misspoke. I was talking shit about your lecture. 1mon

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mockenoff I think we won 2mon

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mockenoff And then everyone obeyed the screen like it was a bear-bird messiah 2mon

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mockenoff Haha what? 3mon

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mockenoff Always stealing my phone 3mon

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mockenoff He's just a little picklish 3mon

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mockenoff Sorry, guys, but this picture of twelve 2AM tacos is the only picture from PAX you need to see 4mon

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mockenoff "JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH"

I don't like what s'more doughnuts do to us
4mon

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mockenoff Don't worry, JT, we'll get you the big boy chopsticks one day. 4mon

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mockenoff Just doses and mimosas and toastface 6mon

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mockenoff AM I CLOSE ENOUGH YET @saruhpratt 6mon

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