mochauson Ang Suso
Ang Suso -
ay parang Mt. Mayon,
kay gandang tanawin "Perfect Cone". Ang Suso -
ay parang cookie,
nakaka-adik
ika'y mawiwili.

Ang Suso -
tulad ng perlas,
sobrang kinis
bawal magasgas.

Ngunit ang Suso
may taglay na sumpa,
pag hindi hinimas
may bagyong nagbabadya.

Pababagsakin mga puno
puputulin mga sanga,
malalagas mga dahon,
hanggang puno ay kalbo na.

Ang sumpa ng Suso
walang pinipili,
tinamaan aking ina
pati na rin aking auntie.

Hangga't maaga,
ito ang payo nila-
himasin ang Suso,
yung kanan at kaliwa.

Kaya ikaw babae (lalake)
hinimas mo na ba sya?
Kapain kung may bukol
at magpatingin ka na (na sya). - Mocha Uson

#thenakedtruth #savetheboobies #FightBreastCancer
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mochauson Ang Boobs (2013)
by: Mocha Uson
Ang boobs ay malambot
Kay linamnam kung tignan
Ang boobs ay makinis
Parang perlas ng silanganan.

May boobs na maliit,
malaki at katamtaman.
Ngunit sa mga kalalakiha'y
size ay walang kinalaman.

Ang boobs ay maselan,
dapat ito'y alagaan.
Kapain, pisilin
hanapin ang bukol kung kinakailangan.

Breast exam, lamas,
biopsy o mammogram -
Kapain mo ang boobs mo (o ng gf mo)
Upang breast cancer ay maiwasan.
#savetheboobies
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mochauson Is it breast cancer awareness month yet? #savetheboobies 5d

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mochauson Cookies for Boobies #cookienimocha 1w

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mochauson #mochagirls workout before our show tonight at Flare Metrowalk . Thanks to our trainer @joysubalisid ! @marymaedelacerna @pororo0401 @jhanesantiaguel @georginaknight 2w
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  •   piao_liang How bout tonight ms mocha sa flare din b kyo tonyt?? 2w

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mochauson Grab a copy of Inquirer today Thanks @shandiijossa ! It's out @marteeniii ! 2w

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mochauson Lovely yummy healthy dinner w/ my friends @jefreypahn & @dexwhite at Green Pastures after #zumbawithmocha ! #mochagirls live tonyt at GIANTS Antipolo! 2w

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mochauson I always bring my cookie w/ me. #cookienimocha with a little bit of ice cream on top. #cookienimocha ingredients - Quinoa, Gluten-free rolled oats, Chia Seeds, Cinnamon and Almonds. No sugar added, no dairy, no egg, no soy, no flour 2w

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mochauson #ZumbawithMocha ! Make money while you lose weight! For more details pls txt/call Mitch 09178708150 or Jef (02)6643022 2w

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mochauson This is the Green Pastures' Veggie Burger- highly recommended!! #greenpastures 2w

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mochauson Goodbye underarm sweat! Thanks Dr. Eric Yapjuangco for the underarm botox treatment! For inquiries, call The Icon Clinic tel. no. (02)5315692 G/F Summit One Tower 530 Shaw Blvd. Manduyong City, MM. 3w

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mochauson Thank you Batangas City! #mochagirls live brought to you by Honda Phils. Inc! 3w

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mochauson #mochagirlsUKtour update!! #UK #mochagirls Live in Cardiff! 3w

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mochauson #mochagirls live now at Cowboy Grill Las Pinas 3w

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mochauson Post-workout juice! Cucumber, celery, carrots, ginger, lemon + chia seeds and spirulina #juicenimocha 3w

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mochauson My trainer @joysubalisid teaching me no-equipment workouts that you can do at home. Squat Lunges---> keep shoulder back, chest out. Try to keep your knees behind your toes. Do 4 sets of 10 reps. This move will tone up, firm up and burn fat from your thighs and booty. #workoutnimocha 3w

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mochauson Just finished show here in Cagayan Valley! Next show will be in Davao on Tues! Super love my tank top designes by @marymaedelacerna #lalabzstyle #mochagirls 4w

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mochauson New fun way to eat your veggies- spiralize it! Thanks @myroyaltags for this wonderful Spiral Slicer! 4w
  •   pajodeca Yums! Sarap naman nyan ;) 4w
  •   opiumtwin Wow I need this! 4w
  •   mangoesrnummy Try it with zucchini! It makes an amazing noodle substitution! 4w
  •   papelito2011 Thankie dear for following us! hope we can work on some personalized paper products for you! 4w

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mochauson Thank you @jhanesantiaguel for the yummy Barley powdered drink! 4w

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