mjallan @rickpalmisano wanted to be in the pic so badly. This is a blonde bombshell pic only. Maybe next year 1d

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mjallan @arianagrande was PURRRfect tonight 3d

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mjallan Just a hump day memory of the weekend. Two more days 4d
  •   codystiles23 Why does the guy on the right always look like a pit bull. Like why are you mean muggin the camera? 4d
  •   coreyrhenson Come for me when you turn twelve and get a few more K, boo. @codystiles23 4d
  •   codystiles23 @coreyrhenson wow is the amount of followers all that matters to you? You are such a shallow ignorant person. who said I want to talk to your ugly ass anyways. 4d
  •   mjallan @codystiles23 no no no. Please unfollow me and keep your negative comments away. Your interpretation of @coreyrhenson is far from the truth. Please stop before you have the entire KenClan after you. 4d
  •   codystiles23 Lol fine with me 4d
  •   coreyrhenson Hahahahhahaha nah, just saying, clearly some people like it. I'll rip you apart little guy, move along. @codystiles23 4d
  •   codystiles23 @coreyrhenson I thought we were done. I wasn't even trying to be rude in the first place I'm not going to be childish and continue this. So bye bitch4d

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mjallan HBD @kk_stone out of all the Ken's, I see you almost every day. Working with you at Varsity and Orchid have been such a blast and I wouldn't want any other coworker. Quarter of a century never looks this good or acted like such a big kid 2w

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mjallan Spring Break 2015 2w

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mjallan Sunday's with Sara 3w

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mjallan So it's snowing. I'm obviously acting like a child. 1mon

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mjallan Benz 1mon

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mjallan Matt & Matt 1mon

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mjallan MCM 1mon

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mjallan #tbt to last night. Why do I think I can party on work nights definitely not in college anymore I'm in bed early tonight 😴 2mon

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mjallan Sunday Brunch Selfie 2mon

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mjallan The gangs all here. 2mon

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mjallan Gay Guide to Gasparilla
9:00AM - Wake UP! You should still be drunk from HoneyPot. Throw on that DL masc look and don't forgot the sunnies.That sun is extra fucking bright this morning. The smart ones will bring a charger. You'll need this at lunch.
9:30AM - EAT something. Preferably from McDonald's. When you think this is bad for you, order two McGriddles. You'll thank me later
10:00AM - The first party of the day. This is not where you show your heavy poor or how you take fireball shots like a freshman sorority girl. Focus. Start light and easy. Think of bottoming (which some of you did last night). This is also key timing to find potential suitors for later. Don't act like a sloppy Joe being eaten by a 4 year old. Take pictures to post on insta with "#rrrrrrrr" and "#Gasparilla2015" bc you think that will get you more likes.
11:30AM - Parade has already started but we all could give two shits; you'll know it's time to leave when someone says should we go and you hear a synchronized "YAASSS". Go outside with the line leaders being the designated Snapchatter. You need to capture these moments of your friends bc you all look fucking adorable as pirate looking things but not really.
1:00PM - EAT AGAIN! Those who were smart to bring chargers, ask the waiter for some Apple juice aka nearest table with an outlet. At lunch you need to say Peace Out Paleo and order fucking nachos. This isn't time to show how healthy you are. Everyone is wasted and wants fucking nachos. Sorry Cameron; I know your asshole goes through a lot but gluten free isn't going to fly .
3:00PM - the after party. This is not where you choose who has the most alcohol. You want to dance. The best music is where you go. By best music I mean anything with B. Britney, Beyoncé, or Blank Space. I don't have to tell you to sing your heart out because I know you already started singing "Starbucks lovers". 5:00PM - Sun is setting. That suitor you found from earlier is texting you to meet up. Go meet up. This could be true love. And true love means great sex. Those of you not having someone text you; take a nap. You need to be prepared for tonight. You've already fucked up this morning.
The rest.. TBA
2mon
  •   mat_lula @mjallan at least that gives you an opportunity to post another pic in the same day without feeling like you're annoying. 2mon
  •   cvanhooser Hahaha "sorry Cameron" lmao 2mon
  •   g_yeong94 How i wish i can go... It sounds so interesting! 2mon
  •   cammeron_macc This just made my morning reading it for the 6th time 2mon
  •   kevinenterlein You should write a book. 2mon
  •   brandonlevar Lmaooo this is so accurate and well written! See you there #rrrrrrr 2mon
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  •   jonjon11223 Yep, definitely a chipmunk. 1mon

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mjallan Had the best weekend thanks to this babe. Until next time NYC 2mon

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mjallan 911 2mon

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mjallan Just visiting Serena #XOXO #GG 2mon

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