mitchsquires Hello @sister_ratched? This is Emily calling. I heard you wanted some pictures of me? 7h

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mitchsquires The garden seems to have coped well without me this week. #balconygarden 7h

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mitchsquires It turns out new babies actually do come with an instruction manual. Who knew? 1d
  •   moppus17 They come with a service manual as well 11h

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mitchsquires The midwives are babysitting tonight and we're out having a special dessert, something @little_bethie hasn't been able to enjoy for nine months. 2d
  •   queendomofspades Yessss, finally! 1d
  •   bhewes Must be a new thing. Makes soft serves not sound very appetising even for a non pregnant woman 1d
  •   mitchsquires @bhewes Quite likely, although I remember a whole lot of media hype in my early teens about how bad soft serve was. The report at the time said Maccas was actually pretty good in this regard because they had standardised cleaning procedure and higher standard than your average Mr Whippy van. 1d
  •   mitchsquires @bhewes Also, it doesn't make it any less appealing than sushi, soft eggs or most of the other things on the pregnancy no-no list. They all probably pose a slightly higher risk of food poisoning than most things, just adult bodies are better equipped to deal with it than foetuses if something does go wrong. 1d
  •   bhewes Good points Dr Squires! 1d
  •   mitchsquires @bhewes Haha, that's my dad, although he's a Dr of Theology not medicine. 1d
  •   bhewes No way? That's funny! 1d
  •   mitchsquires @bhewes He's actually Reverend Dr, which is even funnier. 1d

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mitchsquires Welcome to the world Emily Claire! Born at 9:19am, 3.844kg. 5d
  •   shhartley Wow! Awesome! Congratulations! Beautiful! 5d
  •   daisybeansdesign Wonderful news, she's gorgeous !!! 5d
  •   madiganda Congrats! She looks beautiful 5d
  •   torkee Congratulations! Such a cutie! 5d
  •   davemorabito The curry! It works! Congrats guys! 5d
  •   mothermostwonderful She's gorgeous! Enjoy the madness that is a baby girl!! It's worth the ride, well done 🍼 5d
  •   llstar7 Congrats!! She's gorgeous. Enjoy your 3 weeks off school but I'm sure you'll be up day and night. 5d
  •   gnomeangel Congratulations!!! 24h

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mitchsquires My afternoon of productive procrastination. #waitingforbaby #diy 6d

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  •   tigerstripes18 I ate spicy food all the time. Baby V came a week early. The scientist in me don't believe it was the spicy food though. 7d
  •   denysewhelan Best wishes Beth & Mitch... 7d
  •   mitchsquires @tigerstripes18 I know it's just an old wives tale, but it's a good excuse for a night out anyway. 7d
  •   mitchsquires @denysewhelan Thanks! 7d
  •   townesy77 Do not try castor oil. Doesn't work and makes you wanna puke. 7d
  •   mitchsquires @townesy77 Pfft, there's other, much more fun old wives tales before it comes to that! 7d
  •   tigerstripes18 Create some new old wives tales that are fun. I had ice cream with waffles for dinner the night Veronica was born. That's a fun one to try :) 7d

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mitchsquires @little_bethie's latest knitted creation. 1w

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mitchsquires Wow, thanks to all the EHPS crew for all the baby goodies! You're all wonderful. 1w

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mitchsquires Good morning, I hope you all have a colourful and cheerful day. 1w

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mitchsquires Today's lesson planning is complete. 2w
  •   mothermostwonderful I thought it was me that just collected class sets of random stuff like film canisters in case I need to blow stuff up! 2w

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mitchsquires 0-3.still waiting for our first goal of the season. 2w

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mitchsquires Just because it's cold now doesn't mean the flowers can't come out and brighten my day! #balconygarden 2w

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mitchsquires No chicken corpses this year, but we are still having fun learning about mummification with apple slices. 3w

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mitchsquires As a fan of the idea that the expiry date on milk means it's time to start getting excited about your birthday, this is some pretty cool milk! 3w

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mitchsquires Down 0-4 with not many minutes to go. 3w

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mitchsquires I baked macarons! #MothersDay 3w

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mitchsquires A colony of baby snails living in the roots of some old Gerberas I was growing. Not so good for the flowers, but fascinating to watch. 3w

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mitchsquires Today's harvest - eggplant, chillies and coriander, ready to make a fully #homegrown Indonesian dish for #MothersDay tomorrow. 3w

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mitchsquires This afternoon's project - rejuvenate the #balconygarden after the recent hail storm and rain-enforced neglect. 3w

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