missjaynie Not really scared about tomorrow, just anxious & ready to get it all over with. I believe it's because my last three surgeries I was already admitted to the hospital and drugged when I was told they were about to cut me open. I've just been anxious and dreading the pain afterwards that's gonna be worse than what I already deal with everyday. Ugh. Trying to get into a positive mindset today. 5h

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missjaynie Over the past almost decade, I have been SO fortunate to have this woman by my side. We have grown from teenagers into mid-twenties adults together. I am a better person because she has always been at my side. In my absolute lowest lows, she's there. I also have the pleasure to share my happiest moments with her. She is the strongest woman I have ever known. The term "best friend" is not enough to explain our relationship. We are sisters. She is my soulmate. I love you to the moon and back, Kati.
Okay I have to stop because I'm about to cry & I don't want Kati to, too.
I've learned that Kati is always on my left & likes to kiss me. (: I just wanted to post this today for #tbt #throwbackthursday since next Thursday I will be recovering from surgery I'm having Tuesday.
#collage #bestfriend #sister #soulmate #iloveyoutothemoonandback #throughthickandthin #throughgoodtimesandbad #insicknessandinhealth #wedo
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  •   missjaynie @your_own_love thank you for your continued good vibes and love (: I'm seeing her Saturday when she comes to validate my advance directive. If I feel decent I'm definitely telling her we need a picture. Lol 4d
  •   your_own_love Always doll! I hope you feel good again soon. 4d
  •   missjaynie @your_own_love I'll DM you after surgery! It's 9/2 day before my bday. -.- 4d
  •   your_own_love Ok sounds good love. You'll be fine. I know it. HUGS!!! 4d
  •   katileigh I cried. I love you more than life and I'm the lucky one. You're the best friend I've ever had and it will be that way until the end of time. I love you Jaynie. 4d
  •   missjaynie To the moon & back until the end of time, Kati. @katileigh 4d

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missjaynie I am going to be #cremated #cremation, but @katileigh wants my skull so we're gonna work that out somehow before they toss me in the oven.
There will be no wake, seriously wtf is that and it's a poor choice of a name. No one has wakes in Oklahoma. There will be no funeral. Whoever still gives a shit about me by then will gather together with my urn while Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead plays. & then, ideally, everyone who came gets a party favor. A themed goody bag with one scoop of me per person.
@katileigh @uuberfrau & Donny get double scoops.
That's basically it for me.
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  •   mkparrish @missjaynie have you heard of the biourn? Biodegradable urn + tree seed in your ashes = reincarnation into a tree. Ohh yea. 5d
  •   missjaynie @mkparrish I have heard about this. I'm usually up to date on medical, science, macabre, death, and disturbing news. Hahaha 5d
  •   missjaynie I'm sorry I don't want fucking children climbing on me and ripping my bark off or tearing my leaves and branches off. If I could come back as a whoming willow, done. Sign me up today. 5d
  •   missjaynie Whomping. Auto correct 5d
  •   uuberfrau I want to be cremated and then flushed down the toilet. 5d
  •   missjaynie @uuberfrau I'm pretty sure you have told me that, because I wanted to start calling you Goldie. Like goldfish. Cause... Yeah. Haha. But I approve of your message. 5d
  •   thatmerrlmaid710 It's funny I've actually thought a lot about this. I want my skeleton to be articulated and somehow I want the rest cremated so my children can spread my ashes wherever their finest memory of us is. I also want my skeleton to have fake nails to be painted on the regular 4d
  •   missjaynie @thatmerrlmaid710 I forgot the name, but there IS a company that will remove and cremate all tissues. Clean your bones. And articulate the skeleton. (There are charges for cremation of tissue, cleaning, and articulating all separately) I was just on the website yesterday and I can't remember it. Dammit. Still cheaper than a burial & funeral. There can be no preservation or embalming whatsoever. You have to state your wishes in your will. And someone has to call these people within 24 hrs of your death to start the process. I love the post mortem nail art idea!!!!! 4d

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missjaynie #nofilter #birchbox #birchboxformen
I signed Donny up for a subscription to birchbox, because I just love getting my box each month. #monthlysubscription

Also not pictured is a paracord-like material covered iphone charger. DURABLE. How did they know he breaks his stuff all the time?!?! #magic.
Also, anchor handkerchief is mine. I stole it. He never saw it. He will never know. (:
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  •   missjaynie @mistic_j SO do I!!! So so much. Do you sub to ipsy bag, too? 5d
  •   mistic_j No...I was thinking of switching to that. Do you like it? 5d
  •   missjaynie @mistic_j I don't have it, I was thinking about switching and was gonna ask you if you liked it if you had it. Hahaha 5d
  •   missjaynie I think I'm just going to do both. 5d
  •   your_own_love I used to get a birchbox. I should do it again! 5d
  •   missjaynie @your_own_love or try ipsy bag and tell me and @mistic_j how it is compared to birchbox!!! Lol 5d
  •   mistic_j I find myself giving away a lot of the stuff I don't use or care for, so that's why I was looking to sub to something else that would be more beneficial to me.. 5d
  •   uuberfrau @missjaynie, I'll take the shit you don't want or use. But, I wanna sign up for birchbox or something to get samples of shit rich people use. 5d

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missjaynie So. This just happened. Aunt Megan just taught lili to high-five whenever someone says "Robin Williams"
#imdead
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missjaynie #oklahoma #stereotype #stereotypical #oklahoman #okie #hick #redneck #rebel #rebelflag #comfederateflag #thesouth #thesouthwillriseagain lol #cowgirl #knives #guns #murica #hunting #outdoorsmen #raccoon #coon #coontail *I didn't actually kill a coon. I bought the tail.* PS: This was for semi-entertainment purposes. I hate the outdoors & being dirty. I have never even been camping because no. 6d
  •   radwitab hahahahahahahaa 6d
  •   missjaynie @cowboy1192 you done fuckered it up! You're the one that told ME to do a Texas one!! So. I'm not watching your video until I do my Texas one. I've got everything written down to film tonight. Hahaa 6d
  •   cowboy1192 Haha ohh surprise!!! @missjaynie man look at you with the plan and gonna film tonight! I'll be waiting! 6d
  •   missjaynie Ill tag yer, cowboy @cowboy1192 6d
  •   cowboy1192 Well mis be waitin on herr till she done @missjaynie no lollygagin ya hear?! 6d
  •   missjaynie @cowboy1192 I ain't no lollygagger. You know how hot it is past couplefive days. Ima sweatin like a whore in church. I gotta be comfortable before I record this here video doohickey. 6d
  •   missjaynie Otherwise my hair just ain't gonna look right. 6d
  •   cowboy1192 I mean do ya even kno how to use them new fancy flashing devices?! It ain't like how it used to be @missjaynie and my old ass ain't gon' mess 'round with these contraptions of today but I get it's hott! Can't even ride my stallion let 'lone go outside and gaze at my 20 acres! 6d

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missjaynie #pumpkin #pumpkinspice #allthethings #allthethingspumpkin #ilovepumpkin #typicalwhitegirl #iusepumpkinscentedshityearround #fall #autumn #fallelujah #halloween
Einstein's Bros. Bagels pumpkin shmear is out tomorrow. And then football starts this week. And then more pumpkin things arrive. Then Halloween. So happy.
I'm decorating for Halloween today, because I usually do it right after my birthday... But I'm having surgery the day before my birthday next week.
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missjaynie #bonecontest #skulls #buckskull @natural_selections @bearpac
I NEEEED this for my birthday next week!!!!
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missjaynie #tulsa #tulsaok #tulsaoklahoma #oklahoma #lewis #cityplex #cityplextowers #oklahomasurgicalhospital #sixtystories #thirdlargesrbuildinginoklahoma #triangularbuildings

I used to work in the tallest tower. 59th floor. Lol. Because of the height or triangular shape, when it stormed, you could feel the building sway. You could see all of Tulsa and a great amount of the Arkansas river. The smallest of the three towers has been a hospital for awhile.
This is where I will be having my 4th surgery in less than 12 months. Yesterday was Pre-Op. It went fine. Surgery is September 2nd. Less than two weeks & counting. :/
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