michaeljordaaan In memory of my friend. A bloody fucking troll face. Peace @lholmesy 1w

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michaeljordaaan This girl ️ how the fuck she's put up with me for a year I do not know. I'm a bladdy lucky lad ain't I @bryonygeorgiax 3w

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michaeljordaaan Went to Marwell and saw some penguins. 5mon

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michaeljordaaan SNIP SNIP #coldears 5mon

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Rise Ollie Allen
michaeljordaaan What's most annoying about this is the fact that I need a poo. At least the motorways gonna be shut for hours still. #fuckedit 5mon

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michaeljordaaan Fancy dress at work and I forgot so I have to wear a forfeit wig and people keep asking me if its my real hair. Obviously not. 6mon

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michaeljordaaan No bed, no sofa. But I have my TV and my Xbox and a bean bag. What more could we want? @beegeorgiax 6mon

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michaeljordaaan New job/old job wanker selfie. I need a haircut. #mop 7mon

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michaeljordaaan I used to be such a badass what happened #judochop #karateking 7mon

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michaeljordaaan Saw a big fucking castle today 9mon

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michaeljordaaan Also discovered some new chins outside a church today. 9mon

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Rise Ollie Allen
michaeljordaaan Saw a big fucking church today 9mon

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michaeljordaaan The fringe is back 9mon

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Normal Ollie Allen
michaeljordaaan Looking over my home town from miles away. Wicked clouds. 10mon

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michaeljordaaan All I seem to do these days is make bladdy pizza. 10mon

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michaeljordaaan EXCITE 12mon

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michaeljordaaan So one of our drivers just came in steaming. 1y

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michaeljordaaan That was cold as shit. 1y

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