michaeljordaaan Windy beach selfie 2w

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michaeljordaaan My 'I start my new job in 3 weeks and I have 5 days left at my current job look how happy I am' face. Super stoked 4w

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michaeljordaaan Interview selfie 1mon

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michaeljordaaan Managed to possibly break my OTHER little finger. Lol. #lol 2mon

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michaeljordaaan Been waking up to this well shit view all week. Been really cold here too. #jokesitsbeen30degreesandsunnyallweek 2mon

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michaeljordaaan Sunburnt nose and sunburnt ears. Fucked it 2mon

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michaeljordaaan Unimpressed at work on a Saturday selfie. Haven't served a customer for 2 hours and it's sunny as shit outside. Fffffuuuuu. 2mon
  •   njelectrical You get the pleasure of serving me shortly! Haha 2mon

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michaeljordaaan #TBT Slam Dunk last year. Grim. 3mon
  •   mh_gareth Pavati Patel, where is your twin? Rickie lambert, scores a goal, one-nil. 3mon
  •   mh_gareth I wanna be in that queue with Tilson again. 3mon
  •   michaeljordaaan @mh_gareth oh mate I was crying. The people behind us were getting so pissed off 3mon
  •   mh_gareth I don't think I've ever laughed that hard. I doing Leeds again? 3mon
  •   michaeljordaaan @mh_gareth I can't do this year, I'm off to Turkey next Saturday! Next year I'll definitely be going again 3mon

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michaeljordaaan Someone bust me £530 so I can get these yeah? Cheers 3mon

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michaeljordaaan Bought a suit today. And a turtle neck. #whammy #imronburgundy? 3mon

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michaeljordaaan The fuck is she sat in a hoover box for? 3mon

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michaeljordaaan This mornings current soundtrack. Reminds me of summer, and it's sunny outside. Is it summer yet? #summer 4mon

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michaeljordaaan Say suttin 4mon

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michaeljordaaan Bit of a shit angle and picture but inkinkinkink. I don't recommend getting the inside of the wrist tattoo'd to anyone that doesn't already. Thanks to @akiratattoo for causing me some more pain! 4mon

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Normal Ollie Allen
michaeljordaaan Decent 4mon

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michaeljordaaan Oh baby. 5mon

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michaeljordaaan This doesn't quite do justice as to how swollen and bruised my finger is. ITS SO HARD TO FUNCTION WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE FINGER. Give me sympathy 5mon

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michaeljordaaan Finally got me bloody hair cut. Ears feel cold and my head looks longer. 5mon

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michaeljordaaan Never usually one to post alarm selfies but FUUUUUUUCK. 6mon

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michaeljordaaan Bloody love this place 6mon

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