•   rebecca_h19 Yum...I love burgers...I need to celebrate! 6d

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mfdc There's an alternate reality where Zach and Tori got married AND WE LIVE IN IT. 1w

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mfdc Summer time is bubble time! 1w

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mfdc High school chicks, am I right? 2w

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mfdc Incestuous rape is so life-y! 2w

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mfdc News. 2w
  •   deversfranklin I believe they call that "Tuesday" in San Francisco. 2w

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mfdc I pretty much let him play spaceship with the salt shaker so I could eat my burger in relative peace. I ask you: Great Dad? Or GREATEST Dad? 2w

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mfdc "I guess we should start digging out the baby crap, huh?"
(Pause)
"Yeah, I guess so, right?" #secondbaby
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  •   iamcarlysmithson Baby snug seat !!! Woop Woop - can't live without that thing 2w

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mfdc Now THAT'S a kid who's happy about his almond butter sandwich. 3w

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mfdc "Daddy, I lost my gum!" 😐 1mon
  •   mrsmfdc PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT IT OUT 1mon
  •   ginashay1 Ironically, the best way to get gum out of hair outside of scissors is peanut butter. :-/ 1mon
  •   mrsmfdc @ginashay1 It came right out! 1mon
  •   ninjagoldfish So, so happy instagram didn't exist when we were kids. 1mon
  •   ginashay1 LOL! Thank goodness! 1mon

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mfdc Well done, Target prankster, well done. 1mon
  •   jsmnsfn would be cooler if it said FART FART 1mon

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mfdc blah blah blah 1mon

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mfdc At fist I'm like, "I hate rain", but then I'm like, "Suck it, California!" 1mon

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mfdc Feeding a new friend, or as they call it in Scotland, "foreplay". 2mon

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mfdc For @mrsmfdc 2mon

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