mfdc Lying on the coffee table watching Mickey because why not? #anothersnowday 14h
  •   ginashay1 I thought he was doing Pilates for a second. 13h

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mfdc Watching "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" with Mickey, who keeps going on and on about inconsistencies in the script and problems he had with the director. 2w

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mfdc THIS creepy fuck. 2w
  •   rpestle "Come on over here and have some pink slime" 2w
  •   mfdc @rpestle Right? "Hey there kids, why don't you sit on my lap and eat some extruded meat?" 2w
  •   ginashay1 Haha! Maren wouldn't go to McDonald's Playland till she was about 5 because of that! Ronald-free Playlands were the exception. 2w

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mfdc He wanted to sweep the snow. 2w

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mfdc "Daddy's kitty" is a euphemism, right? 3w

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  •   wowezowe Smart kid! I do the same 3w

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mfdc RIP Duncan. May Doggie Heaven have people food falling from the sky and endless low-profile bushes for you to poop on. 4w

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mfdc The dude behind the counter wasn't even my type, but a free meal is a free meal. 1mon

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mfdc Best headline since "Dewey Defeats Truman". 1mon

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mfdc Awesome breath AND anal leakage? SOLD! 1mon

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mfdc This fortune wants to take me home, put Sade on the hi-fi, and ply me with merlot and rohypnol. 1mon
  •   jenapier It's so direct, it makes the "In bed" game no fun. 1mon

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mfdc Line Leader. 2mon
  •   rlb1030 That is so cute! Leo on a stick!! 2mon
  •   manderlyns That's creepy, but in the cutest way possible. 2mon

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mfdc Epic truck is epic. 2mon

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  •   mrsmfdc We are winning at parenting! 2mon
  •   rlb1030 Some little girl was being mean to lola and I told her to tell the little girl to mind her own business and back off. No fluff and butterflies from this momma! 2mon
  •   jenapier I'm so happy that we have you guys as parenting role models! 2mon

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