19h mdswanson
Normal Matthew Swanson
mdswanson @danwerb and I like to text about rap music 19h
  •   slutsky I love cake like a fat kid loves cake 18h
  •   dbcreative only real gangsters eat cake. 17h
  •   mdswanson @slutsky I think that line is only featured on the keysnkrates remix 13h

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mdswanson CANT TALK BRO IM TOO BUSY COPILOTING THIS JUMBO JET WITH NO SHOES 2d

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mdswanson Missed this view 2d

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mdswanson Moves 4d

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mdswanson Commute 5d

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mdswanson Uumm 6d
  •   matthannam Bro... ummm.... 6d
  •   karihens Is that next door to the "like ...center"? 6d
  •   mdswanson @karihens not sure but the I Can't Even Institute is across the road 6d
  •   dbcreative @mdswanson small world! i actually do yoga at the Hmmm Center of Pontification right next door. 5d

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mdswanson I tried to facetime with @matthannam last night except he couldn't talk because he was stuck in a cologne ad from 1998 1w
  •   lubry123 L'eau de Lac Winnepeg, Pour Homme 1w
  •   aleysay Pillow talk, brah. 1w
  •   matthannam I just like to wish my friends happy birthday from bed. I also like a hint of sexuality. Whatever bro. 1w
  •   bobbysteez Bro, cool FaceTime bro... 1w

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mdswanson Just another patriot working on his morning coloring book 2w

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mdswanson Guys it's the back of Sam Smith's head 2w

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Valencia Matthew Swanson

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mdswanson Bike broke down and this cat @sol_lux just literally showed up out of nowhere and figured out the ish, thanks homie I owe you one 3w

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mdswanson Winner of the white guy award at the Juicy J show 1mon

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mdswanson Then there was this guy last night 1mon

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mdswanson A visit to my spiritual home w/ @thajessiah regram from @prawm 1mon

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1mon mdswanson
Normal Matthew Swanson
mdswanson So... There is a straight up booger on the Canada Revenue assessment I just opened. HUMAN SNOT ON MY ASSESSMENT. 1mon

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mdswanson Just so behind on my membership dues 2mon

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2mon mdswanson
Normal Matthew Swanson
mdswanson This guy was suuuper unsure of his look and kept looking up to see if people were looking at him, got to own that tuck slick! 2mon

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mdswanson #tbt to last Thursday when mama raccoon on the right straight up charged at me full steam before I turned the hose on at the last second and sent her flying into my basement window well while yelling "no" repeatedly in a terrified high-pitched voice 2mon

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2mon mdswanson
Mayfair Matthew Swanson
mdswanson Back on the road finally 2mon

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mdswanson Not the worst office 2mon
  •   rebeecks Some things never change 2mon
  •   aleysay Tastes better in stolen cups. 2mon
  •   mdswanson @rebeecks @aleysay I love that the two hidden messages about my past were uncovered by you two sleuths in mere seconds 2mon
  •   hervador Do tell... 2mon
  •   mdswanson @hervador 1. I risked cuban prison when I stole that cup from the hotel nacional in Havana, and 2. I was formerly a big fan of tiny body builders. 2mon

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