mcesoteric Yeah it's 3am and yeah I did what you told me: two rights and a left at Walgreens...ok fuck it I overshot the Walgreens but now I'm in a dimension where Beyond Thunderdome is still filming...and Mad Max over here wants to drag race. Help. 1d

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mcesoteric this is henrietta the suicidal turkey. today marks the second time i've had to stop traffic and guide her off the road by first trying to reason with her, then by flailing my arms and gobbling at her. she has no flock, no family, no friends (not even online). we have a few different gangs of turkeys in the neighborhood...the featherside bloods and the crescent valley crips, yet she's not welcome in either. my dog can't stand her and there's just no reasoning with him, either. lately she's making a habit of standing in the middle of the road, playing chicken with cars. today i actually addressed her as "henrietta" and tried to smooth-talk her, deep down knowing she wouldn't respond to that name. heck, I'm smart enough to know that's just the name the townsfolk gave her....like the hulk...the hulk didn't pick his name, I think some terrified onlooker did. she's alone in this world, sleeping in a neighbor's birdbath, and i want to make it easier for her...yet i wonder what really goes on between those ears- probably no feelings of abandonment... probably just a lot of static, interrupted by an instinctual gobble gobble, a car horn, and a "hey get out of road!!" ...it's cold world for this turkey, especially with thanksgiving creeping up... 3d

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mcesoteric recently recorded something devastating w/ @JunkyardJuju of the #Beatnuts (you'll hear it soon), so here's a #tbt chillin after a show we rocked in Denmark with @dj7l in'02 4d

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mcesoteric The Hulk encounters an internet comments section... 7d

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mcesoteric gotta tone down the "muthafuckers" and think of cleaner words when your son joins you for an interview (on set for @steezmagazine issue 32 live & direct at #MowersBarbershop) photo by @stansfieldphoto from @52photostudio ..BIG shouts to @dappper and @bigjthebarber ... check the interview at steezmag.com 1w

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mcesoteric The last surviving 9/11 Ground Zero search dog, 15 year old retriever Bretagne (pronounced Brittany). She's still around today helping people...heroes come in all sizes. She rules, dogs rule. 2w

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mcesoteric #AOTP new single off Heavy Lies the Crown, check for it NOW on HipHopDx.com...we are invading Santa Ana, CA Oct 22 and LA, CA Oct 24 to celebrate...pre order bundles are up on merchdirect.com/jedimindtricks ...album drops 10/21 2w

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mcesoteric Off and running! Xavier's first day of football and first day of kindergarten (in order of importance) 2w

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mcesoteric This random drunk guy just stepped on my kicks and kept walking....DOES HE KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?? 3w

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mcesoteric #JackKirby would've been 97 today. All hail the king! The universe is a far more colorful place because of his creations. 4w

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mcesoteric new CZARFACE? where? for starters, that's his powerful hand creeping on a billboard in #TimesSquare thanks to the work of @lamoursupreme! #NYC @dj7l @ins_tagrams #CZARFACE (so much more to come, can't say too much right now) 4w

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mcesoteric every day is #nationaldogday over here 4w
  •   jessixoxoxoxo Scotia wishes Logan was running here on the beach with her! 4w

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mcesoteric getting that back to school shopping done 1mon

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mcesoteric director @jamesgunn incorporating his dog Von Spears into everything reminds me a lot of my issues with Logan...a truly admirable addiction I can relate to 100% ...working Logan into CZARFACE has been hard work though, ha....also, I stole this pic from James' page but since I long to be a Sakaaran soldier (and they're pretty despicable) it's expected 1mon

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mcesoteric These CDs better get me laid. Congrats @statikselekt and @slainesworld on your new shit, whose should I listen to first? 1mon
  •   darthwader66 I'd give @slainesworld the first spin 1mon
  •   rigger_one They're both freaking dope.. A great day for the underground.. Enjoy. 1mon
  •   nyc_goody I'd probably go with the statik first for sure. 1mon
  •   hot_off_the_presston Black Thought's verse on The Imperial off of the Statik Selektah... 1mon
  •   miket12110 Not to give anything away but im pretty sure slaine is gonna rap about drugs (in a sarcastic and naive tone) 1mon
  •   miket12110 @hot_off_the_presston agreed 1000%. The big homie still got it. Actually now that I think about it, I'm not sure that it ever left. 1mon
  •   hardcorewhitedonchie That Slaine album looks like its got a ton of ill features!! 1mon
  •   criminaltradition Good man supporting that real 1mon

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mcesoteric Again, thank you to the donors and my team members- together we raised over 22k for @arlboston at the #falmouthroadrace on Sunday! I finished 6522 out of 11185 runners...but it's because I kept stopping to pet random dogs along the way...thanks to my amazing wife and awesome son and crazy lab too for pushing me to do it...back to chopping heads off on the mic now (and possibly investing in some self-tanner) 1mon

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mcesoteric one of the many powerful photos taken by Scott Olson (( who works for Getty images and was recently arrested in #Ferguson )) that will be with us for a long, long time. 1mon
  •   staykonfused Epic!!!! #ferguson 1mon
  •   maxwellmaxen Guy fawkes is such a dumb cliche. 1mon
  •   mctrademarc So police brutality is a dumb cliché at this point too, does that make it any less relevant? 1mon
  •   _seraph777 I watched it on live news and live feeds. That cop was literally everywhere I think his name was captain Ronald 1mon

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mcesoteric Finished the Falmouth Road Race in one piece! Thank you EVERYBODY who donated in support of the Animal Rescue League team...together we raised over $22k for animals in need! It was a beautiful course along the water down the cape, can't beat it! ...but Meb Keflezighi beat me by about 7 hours or so haha .. @arlboston 1mon

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mcesoteric if this is indeed the new episode 7 stormtrooper helmet, we're in good shape 1mon

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