mc1rk sup 4d

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mc1rk "Oh right I LIVE here" moment #9173748291 in the past decade 5d

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mc1rk look at this handsome devil 1w

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mc1rk Highly recommended: barely eating all saturday so you can work up an appetite to gorge yourself on all you can eat sushi at night 2w

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mc1rk In case you ever wondered about the residual effects of growing up catholic 2w

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mc1rk My roommate has had this plant for like two years and it's never had flowers before and now it looks like a terrifying alien, please advise 2w
  •   reallocalhoney It's a Christmas cactus. They are supposed to have flowers around this time of year I think. 2w
  •   mc1rk @reallocalhoney yeah someone just told me this! I don't think I noticed it bloom last year and I thought it was SO WEIRD to start blooming now...but apparently it likes the cold! 2w
  •   miss.treah They only bloom in nov-dec. I love how geometric and alien they look. My Mama has a huge one with lush salmon blossoms. 2w
  •   aabucko My mom has one the size of a small car...it was her grandma's and it's like 100 years old 2w
  •   mc1rk @aabucko so you're saying it IS going to gain sentience and take over my apartment is what I'm hearing 2w
  •   aabucko @mc1rk yeah. Kinda like Little Shop of Horrors 2w

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mc1rk This is probably the most colorful #selfie I've ever posted 2w

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mc1rk The actual saddest thing I've ever seen 2w

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mc1rk In Pursuit Of The Platonic Ideal Of The Breakfast Sandwich, starring Meg Clark and Michael Pfeiffer 2w

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mc1rk Finally beat this stupid thing after like months 2w

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mc1rk Perfume, hair dye, and origami altar 3w

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mc1rk This was underappreciated last year because you are fools for not appreciating that my favorite velvet underground song showed up in the goldfinch so I am reposting via #timehop 3w

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mc1rk what 3w

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mc1rk sup guys, meet my new BFF 3w
  •   warmcookieee "Aisle 8--allow me to assist you in finding that, Madame" 3w
  •   warmcookieee I'll bet you know all 450 of the awesome dudes who follow your narcissism. Don't talk to meg, though, people! She's busy with her hair n makeup! 3w

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mc1rk Yeah, so this happened 3w

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mc1rk the warmest color 3w

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mc1rk Breaking out my 1997 school dance shiny teal maxi skirt due to some maje dELiA*s nostalgia up in the @thefashionspotofficial offices today. 3w

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mc1rk Caprese, xfiles, and bourbon for dinner 4w

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mc1rk Black lipstick + cheerleader outfit = some kind of costume right? 4w

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