mbmetz My Penguins fan wife said she would make waffles. She did not say they would be black and gold. She also covered my toothbrush in hair yesterday. It's getting ugly over here and the series hasn't even started.
#GoSharks
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mbmetz Newpsie. 20h

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mbmetz Fried Chicken Sandwiches for days. 3d
  •   meiojas So. So. So. Good. 3d
  •   aufkleber I read it as Hordor bar 3d
  •   aldentre WUT. I was just trying to get Alan to go to R&D with me. For this sandwich. No luck. DEAD. 3d
  •   mbmetz @aldentre That's on you. 3d

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mbmetz At seven years old I went to the @sanjosesharks first game ever at the terrible Cow Palace. Over the years I feel like we've grown up together and even though they never got over their odd teal phase I love 'em dearly. #finally 5d

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mbmetz The dude loves lettuce and wishes @merkaplan and @geosloan congrats! #sloanssayidoinmalibu 1w

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mbmetz Guess it's @doctordishes' bday. 1w

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mbmetz #tbt Two days ago when a couple Bay Area guys who like eating food talked Warriors. 2w

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mbmetz You know how you think your home area bakery is the best?
It's not. Mine is.
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mbmetz Congrats, @alexskern.
My sage advice: "Go back. Don't do it."
#calgrad
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mbmetz In life there are fewer bonds stronger and more love struck than a young man and his local delicatessen. For a time senior year of high school anyone could walk into @domenicosdelidanville and secret menu order the 'Metz Special.' For me, this time was the tits. The pinnacle. Although I don't get here often, every few years I'm lucky enough to return and enjoy my favorite sandwich since childhood - and into adulthood. There may be hundreds of miles between us, yet our affinity toward each other is everlasting.

Also, to anyone who says Brass Bear is better: you're an idiot.
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mbmetz The Whirley's Bowl, official review: healthy, yet doesn't suck. (@bondiharvest_usa) 3w

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mbmetz So proud she chose this outfit completely on her own. 3w

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mbmetz Somebody got a new gig and had never been to the 'hana, so seemed obligatory... 3w
  •   brookem33 I hope they threw sliced onions at you 3w
  •   brookem33 Congrats on both :) 3w

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