matttuff So this guy exists. 2y
  •   tamytoo Sheesh. 2y
  •   niccibobby Is that Therman Merman's dad? 2y
  •   theorhitical Wow. Tell that man to duck before all the vaginas hit him in the face. 2y
  •   adam_fogle i've waited a long time for you to post a pic of your grandma. 2y
  •   elleyeah56 Wtf?! Were you crawling in his yard or what?! 2y
  •   matttuff @theorhitical, ha! Nice one! 2y
  •   matttuff @adamfogle, the similarities are uncanny. 2y
  •   matttuff @elleyeah56, ha, no. I was driving by. That guy was cRaZY. I was pretty far away, that's as close as I could zoom in. 2y

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matttuff Nap time? 2y

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matttuff I spy a storm. 2y
  •   homfrog nice clouds, stormy clouds. little dark clouds. 2y

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Earlybird matt
matttuff Let's all make serious faces. 2y

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matttuff Typical state employee. 2y

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  •   charliepantzz Love 2y
  •   elleyeah56 I'M STEALING YOUR SUNGLASSES. (leave your window unlocked...thx) 2y
  •   toneloaf I bet your left half looks like Beeker from the Muppets. 2y

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matttuff John Denver would be jealous of this country road. 2y

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X-Pro II matt
matttuff What kind of asshole wears flip flops with jeans? 2y

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matttuff My grey hair is insecure so please don't stare at it. 2y
  •   niccibobby I'll trade you. I wish I had grey hair... 2y
  •   toneloaf Ive been staring at it for 5 minutes and it's gotten to that awkward stage where I don't know how to look away without being obvious. 2y
  •   9to5life Give me your glasses, Matt. I need them. 2y
  •   matttuff @niccibobby, we can trade! 2y
  •   matttuff @toneloaf, fake a sneeze. 2y
  •   matttuff @9to5er, I'll mail them off to today. Hey, you already have some fancy shades. 2y
  •   matttuff @suzy_saint, you're very kind. Thank you. 2y

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matttuff Headlights don't fail me now. 2y
  •   elleyeah56 WHY ARE YOU DRIVING AND TAKING PICTURES MATTTUFF?!?! 2y

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matttuff Blah, it's Wednesday. 2y
  •   toneloaf But you got sweet Ray Bans and earbuds. Nice one. 2y

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matttuff matttuff: 1 brownie: 0 2y

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matttuff Thanks for the shirt, grandpa! 2y

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matttuff Tornado Potato!? 2y

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matttuff It looks like a tree took a shit on my beach. 2y

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matttuff Floating STOP sign 2y
  •   matttuff I'm not responsible for tagging that sign. 2y
  •   9to5life Don't lie, Matt! 2y

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matttuff I found my heroin. 2y
  •   niccibobby Spaghetti in a tube would be way more addictive...just snip and suck, easier to feed grandma with. 2y
  •   elleyeah56 Oh @niccibobby you have no idea how close you are to a genius idea. Add Pringles. Or so I hear! 2y

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matttuff That homeless guy still has half a face to take pictures of. 2y

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matttuff Can anyone guess what I just had for breakfast? 2y

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matttuff I forgot my gloves and bugs are committing suicide on my knuckles. 2y

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