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mattrprt Any man who brings his own rocking chair to the beach is a friend of mine. #malibu #tgif #zfg #fridaze #chilling #og #likeaboss #rprt 2d

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mattrprt Still clippin' and nose pickin' after all these years. #artosaari goes in. #rprt #skatelife #skateanddestroy #legend #skateeverydamnday #menikmati #Finland #Hollywood #flip
#Repost @newbalancenumeric
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@artofoto nose picking in Scotland from #quidsin wearing the #newbalancenumeric Quincy 254
3d

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mattrprt Almost made it to the weekend. #life #death #lizard #fml #sad 3d

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mattrprt Major #tbt of an ad I found online from my grandfather's company during #worldwar2. He was an inventor of #weapons for the government. The ad talks about how war time business is booming and for people to invest in war bonds. The company was a huge success due to my grandfather's engineering. After the war he was tricked by his partners to sell the company for a mere $100k in 1948. It turns out his partner's, Lorenz and Alpert (his lawyer), were the blind investors who bought the company which became #loral....worth billions now.
Had he not sold I may have been a #trustfundkid wasting away my days on the beach surfing, drinking and carousing.

Come to think of it, that isn't too far from my reality anyways.
#business #fml #lawyersgunsandmoney #bombs #war #ny #nyc #newyork #40s
1w

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mattrprt Goddamn humans always clowning me. #dog #dogsofinstagram #pet #pets #party #baloonhat #fml #shitzu #neighbor 1w

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mattrprt This is what it is like to jump off a really high building and do a bunch of #flips with #jebcorliss and his #gopro

#rprt #base #wingsuit #legend @gopro #goprooftheday #videos #instavideo #vid #insane #mightaswelljump #insta

#Repost @jebcorliss
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Jumping from the #PetronasTowers in #Malaysia
1w

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mattrprt You talkin' to me???? #gerbil #gopher #animals #animal #rodent 1w

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mattrprt This #earthday post is a major #tbt for me. I used to give people shit who didn't need it. I was the go-to guy for sending free cool crap to #celeb friends. This tee shirt was one of my biggest successes. Seen just about everywhere I got the #localcelebrity #respectyourmother shirt on every #celebrity, their kid, their dog, their tv show, their movie. #productplacement made me popular. Who doesn't like when the free crap guy comes around?
Now I'm a nobody...those were the good days.
#rprt #bwr @bwrpr #sethrogen #hollymadison #girlsnextdoor #Americanidol #carrieunderwood #WWE #stacykeibler #antm #carideeenglish #bradpitt #angelinajolie #haydenpanettiere #playboy #motherearth #milliondollartshirt #tshirt
2w

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mattrprt It's so unfair that this girl gets to lounge at the #beach all day while I have to work. Plus, I hate her cheap #sunglasses.
#Wtf #photoshop #funny #selfie #girls #bikinis #totalrecall #endlesssummer #summer #californiadreaming #weird
2w

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mattrprt It's #friday. Get freaky. #tgif #weekend #humpchella 2w

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