mattonlymoore Japanese cat feels this way. 1w

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mattonlymoore Thailand was dumb. #dumb 2w
  •   ktbrinkworth Really? The pic you posted here looks so beautiful. It almost seems like you're saying the opposite of what you really mean for comedic effect. 2w
  •   mattonlymoore @ktbrinkworth I have no idea what you're saying. 2w

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mattonlymoore Does your mom even babe? 2w

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mattonlymoore There is a stray dog here who lays down and wags his tail while he watches the sun set. 3w

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mattonlymoore Thailand is color. 3w

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mattonlymoore I made a book with @jasonkreher and a bunch of other lovely humans helped us. Please follow @schadenfreezers and if you're so inclined, pre-order the book (link in schaden profile). More pre-orders mean we can get into more local bookstores which means more people can be sad more often! Thanks to all who helped with this, it's been a blast. 4w

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mattonlymoore I accidentally met Kouhei one night maybe 8 months ago in a crowded basement Tokyo dance club by bumping into him, knocking his hat off, trying to find his hat with him and profusely apologizing when we couldn't. He couldn't speak English but said "It's okay no problem", even though he also explained it was an old and nice hat. By some stroke of luck when we ran into each other an hour later the hat was there on the ground waiting for us. We became good friends after learning we like the same music and now he comes to my apartment to cut my hair and I cook him dinner. This past weekend he brought me and my friends to his hometown in Okinawa. His mom cooked us delicious local food and we stayed at his family's house, which was no small deal for them considering America's troublesome past with the island. But they welcomed us warmly as every family seems to here. Hopefully someday I can return the favor. Thanks @kouhei8730 ! 1mon
  •   mcarroll Awesome. 1mon
  •   peiter And the soundtrack of this moment goes to 1986's best original song nominee Glory of Love. 1mon
  •   dannysux I'm glad she didn't blame you personally. 1mon
  •   marnibeardsley love this and you so much. please tell kouhei i need a haircut 1mon
  •   leolou2 This is wonderful 1mon
  •   mermacorn Japan, and Japanese rule. 1mon
  •   mbcorrea @kouhei8730 愛してる!!! 1mon
  •   selis Losing a great hat is a true test of man's character. Especially in my case, since i always need a haircut. Wonderful tale. 1mon

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mattonlymoore The water is warm. The views, decent. 1mon

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mattonlymoore There were so many large purple crabs hurrying sideways across the forest floor that it sounded like a thousand tiny typewriters firing at random, but honestly where does a crab need to be? 1mon

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mattonlymoore Step 1 find secret beach Step 2 climb that rock and twerk 1mon
  •   epdevine I say this to myself every morning. 1mon
  •   dannysux Step 3: profit. 1mon

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mattonlymoore This is an automatic car turn-rounder for an automatic elevator that grabs your car for you from a skyscraper full of rotating cars. #howjapanworks 2mon

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mattonlymoore Hay! 2mon

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  •   kevinintacoma This picture sent me on a journey to your website. Your website is hilarious. I thoroughly enjoyed it. You created some brand recognition, here. 2mon
  •   mattonlymoore @kevinintacoma thanks! 2mon

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