matt_history You're missing this kind of high quality content by not friending me on what the kids call "snapchats" 1w

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matt_history This fucking guy 3w

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matt_history Snapchatting like the kids do 3w

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matt_history I can only assume @seandammit spent hundreds on this limited edition record to pull off this high quality joke. 3w
  •   seandammit Be honest...this is the best piece of mail you've ever received in your life, isn't it? 3w

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matt_history Savages at Warsaw were phenomenal 1mon

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matt_history 3 hours and 20 min later. We did it! My favorite on the right, Melissa's on the left. #catsofpuzzlegram #brooklynnights 1mon
  •   yewknee And NOW, Mardi Gras is officially over 1mon
  •   blackcatbelle YES!! Now you have to pass it on. It's like The Ring. 1mon
  •   matt_history @blackcatbelle it has been passed to another 2w
  •   blackcatbelle @matt_history yesssss!! Tell whoever it is they have to also pass it on. I should have had folks start initialing a puzzle piece on the back so they could see those who came before. 2w

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matt_history It begins (cc @yewknee) 1mon
  •   yewknee You're in for a real treat 1mon

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matt_history This is the face of 5 bourbon melissa in the morning. #didnotpace 1mon

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matt_history I'm at a Tortoise show. I've never been a fan but I have to admit it's pretty damn great. 2mon

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matt_history Happy St Patricks Day 2mon

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matt_history Proud to announce I'm the new Col Sanders for KFC! 2mon
  •   heyimacomputer Are you no longer the official ambassador of 7-11's cheeseburger hotdogs? 2mon

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matt_history I will never be done using this app 2mon

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matt_history @missmayyoke and I found out what are twin babies would look like 2mon

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matt_history I don't want to travel anymore. 2mon

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matt_history Lilo: professional bed layer 2mon

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matt_history Evolution. Also I'm done jogging down memory lane. Hope it wasn't boring as crap. 2mon

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matt_history I don't want everyone to worry about me being a nerd. Being a singer and swimmer culminated in my coronation as Mr Warhawk. A knock off of homecoming king that was half talent show half "do you know any of the judges" competition that the swim team forced me into. ( each sport had to elect a guy and a girl). This is one of @missmayyoke's favorite high school facts to bring up about me. I still have the crown. 2mon

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matt_history When not singing and dancing I strapped on the manliest sports uniform (the speedo) and moved through water at a decent clip. Most of these answers still hold true. 2mon

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