masterofallquim Local cat steals man🌳 (I'd forgotten to do my #100happydays for a couple of days because I'm a newt so here is #day97 because I know everyone would be ever so upset if I didn't finish it) 6d

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masterofallquim I'm really overtired and I thought it would be a good idea to paint Aiden's toenails but he ended up looking Buffalo Bill-esque and so I took it off immediately #100happydays #day96 😴 1w

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masterofallquim Today I was happy because I spent the much better half of my day with Aiden and we did a whole bunch of stuff but I'm an idiot and didn't take a decent photo and had to take this one on the sly🌚#100happydays #day93 #gaaaaaayyy #onlyliterallynotgay #couldnotbemoreheterosexual 2w

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masterofallquim I've spent nearly all day reading Margret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale and I'm really enjoying it 🌚🌝 #100happydays #day92 2w

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masterofallquim I was happy today because I spent several hours with baeonnaise and then went out with all my work pals but I didn't take a photo of any of that because I'm a twatbag so here is what I wore to sixth form today on the first day back #100happydays #day91 2w

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masterofallquim Here is @mol_bay with a fetching painting of a golden retriever in an antique store we visited today #100happydays #day90 2w

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masterofallquim IM BACK️I had a really really lovely holiday #100happydays #day89 2w

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masterofallquim Took a train to Italy today and it is such a pretty country! #100happydays #day88 2w

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masterofallquim Doing faaakkkkk all ft my ultra tanned leg #100happydays #day87 3w

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masterofallquim What I did all day long#100happydays #day85 3w

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masterofallquim I ran out into the middle of these and they went off as soon as I did but here is a bunch of fountains nonetheless#100happydays #day84 3w

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masterofallquim The sunset was really pretty tonight🌚#100happydays #day83 3w

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masterofallquim Today I was happy because I arrived in France and there are palm trees and actual French people and everything! Which I took photos of and would have had as my photo today but I took them as I was walking and they're blurrier than Rolf Harris' morals#100happydays #day82 #mylegslooklikechocolatefingers 3w

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masterofallquim Today I was happy because I've decided that the first thing I'm going to buy when I move out is a chinchilla, even if I have to go without food or lamps or cushions or something and I'm going on holiday in about eight hours and that's pretty neat too and I'll finally be warm and not have to wear socks all the time! #100happydays #day81 3w

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  •   itisaw Best caption ever (near enough emoji) 2w
  •   masterofallquim Thank you:') I want the phrase "I was happy because of avocados" engraved in my tombstone pls🌚 @itisaw 2w
  •   itisaw I'll make sure of it!!! 2w

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masterofallquim Today I was happy because Todd, Adam and I went to The Fully and I ate my weight in naan bread (by which I mean two pieces of naan bread), and so here is a selfie to commemorate such an achievement #100happydays #day79 #whatismyhairdoing??? 4w

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masterofallquim Today I was happy because Aiden and I got Ben and Jerrys for £1.13?????? #100happydays #day78 #inwhatuniverseisthispossible??? 4w

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