Nashville Mark Jaquith
markjaquith I dunno. I think Sarah's new glasses kinda work on me! 15h
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  •   sarahjaquith You're going to stretch them out with your big head! 14h
  •   rafaehlers Is this the Erika model? If it is, there's a male version now with a different name, look for it! 10h

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Slumber Mark Jaquith
markjaquith It's summer in Florida. Even the backs of your hands have a permanent sweat sheen. 1w

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markjaquith This beautiful tiny moth landed on my fingertip and crawled around for many minutes. 2w

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X-Pro II Mark Jaquith
markjaquith Suck it, Tesla! No fancy go kart can ever compete with— wait, something is seriously broken with my car. 2w

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markjaquith I mean, it’s *almost* summer. Pimm’s sounds right. 3w

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markjaquith We told him he's not old enough to go to @topgolftampa 3w
  •   pmgllc You monster!! LOL! 3w

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Lark Mark Jaquith
markjaquith “Um, excuse me… waitress, could you please get me some… and you’ve walked away. Brilliant.” 4w

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markjaquith Chillin’ with my niece. 4w

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markjaquith Hammock time with this goofball. 4w

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markjaquith Traded in Sarah's .380 for a S&W single stack 9mm at the gun show today. 4w

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Normal Mark Jaquith
markjaquith I made a cornhole board. My white dude membership card is in the mail. 1mon

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markjaquith 32oz porterhouse and a whiskey flight. 'Merica! 1mon

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markjaquith He has a sleep study tomorrow, so he can only sleep midnight to 5am. It's wayyyy past his bedtime, and he's hanging in there with me like a champ. 1mon

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markjaquith I love when Beck weaves his chubby little fingers into mine. 1mon

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markjaquith There was a lollipop not-getting incident at school. 1mon

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Slumber Mark Jaquith
markjaquith That's just WRONG. 1mon

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Ludwig Mark Jaquith
markjaquith Before it got awful at Lowe’s and Atticus tried to steal Oreos and I had to fireman carry Becket out as he pummeled my back while Atticus whined about “BUT I WANTED TO LOOK AT THE CEILING FANS”. 1mon

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Video Mark Jaquith
markjaquith Waking up Becket. 1mon

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markjaquith He wanted his face painted at the Spring Fling. That's all he wanted. 1mon

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markjaquith When this parallel parks behind your Jetta, you exit VERY CAREFULLY. 2mon

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