mariserpisser People never believe me when I say Meowth is my favorite Pokemon; here's me as a young wippersnapper when I took Meowth everywhere serving mid-90s realness. 18h

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mariserpisser I miss u. 18h

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mariserpisser Her lipstick stains like acid rain
Dissolving away my sense of restraint
The streetlamps burned through the cloak of the fog
Concealing the violence, I've been stung by the wasp
2d

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mariserpisser 🙃 3d

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mariserpisser Got caught laughing my ass off at work because a regular felt bad i was working the door in the cold and dropped money on me! 5d

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mariserpisser Keep it classy and survive on coffee. 🏼 6d

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mariserpisser Well this is a first, just got a potato in the mail.
1w

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mariserpisser "There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths beneath the surface"
Time is the enemy
1w

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mariserpisser Every time it's cold I'll try to be cute but then throw on a hat and give up. 2w

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mariserpisser Here's me looking like a human. 2w

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mariserpisser I literally don't know what to do with myself when Florida gets into the 30s. 3w

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mariserpisser Before work vs after work 3w

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mariserpisser Repping my favorite Captain for work 4w

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mariserpisser Dalí is such a good snake and he's getting so big 4w

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mariserpisser I have fallen in love with @thekatvond 's lipsticks. This particular one is the color 'Poe' 1mon

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mariserpisser Killin it. 1mon

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mariserpisser Spent a day at the most magical place on earth with two of my best friends @_eedzz and @cameron_thepp ! I couldn't be happier that Cam and @rachstewbert came to Florida to visit! We made Disney our bitch! 1mon

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