Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Gotta support the @nascar community! Vote for @mwr55 in #dwts 1d

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk You just never really know what kind of day it'll be in Level Cross #professionalmodel #theking 2d

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Well... @hgfleonard was convinced it was okay to pour scalding hot bacon grease from the pan into a solo cup. Apprehensively, I suggested we double them up just in case. The only smart thing we did during this procedure was hold it all over the sink as we poured #lucyandethelmoment 6d
  •   mrsauman I like the pump attachment in the background 6d
  •   nm_wilson What @summeryjudgment said or you can put it in a Tupperware and save and cook with it....and I wonder why I'm fat! 6d
  •   _kayleighc Definitely did that same thing a couple weeks ago! 6d
  •   mallorybonk HAHAHAHAHA @mrsauman I didn't even notice that, whoops 6d
  •   mallorybonk @_maggie_ruth no I was saying if we hadn't held it over the sink it would have spilled ALL over us and everything else cause it burned up while we were pouring 6d
  •   mallorybonk @nm_wilson my grandmother does that and the sight of cooled grease makes me sick I never cook anything (besides hamburger) that makes grease like that so I just pour mine down the disposal 6d
  •   gum45 What an idiot!!!!!! should have just poured it down the drain mallory! 5d
  •   hgfleonard I don't cook with fat @mallorybonk I didn't know 5d

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Video Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas

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Valencia Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Got the PRETTIEST invite in the mail today Can't wait to shower sweet Finn & Holt @nm_wilson #allmyfriendsareknockedup 1w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Sweet little Carolina baby🐏 #tarheels #babyrpl 1w

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Hudson Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Hanging out with this little cutie today!!! #babyrpl #gopanthers #43likepepawpetty 1w

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Valencia Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Really Winston? Outside for 10 minutes and come back to a living room full of feathers as much as I wanted to beat the daylights out of him, he's so sensitive I'm afraid it would give him more anxiety. WHAT GIVES??? #brittanyspaniel #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings 2w
  •   adamcain83 He looks so sad for what he did 2w
  •   brielledavisss do you give him anti-anxiety calming tabs? i give them to sally everyday and it seems to chill her out. she's really anxious too normally. 2w
  •   lauraknicholson How often does Winston go for off leash runs? 2w
  •   amandahammons Omg he looks so guilty hahahaha so handsome 2w
  •   mallorybonk @brielledavisss we have some but we just use them for traveling... He loves riding in the car just hates it when the destination isn't back to our house hahaha! @lauraknicholson girl... We live on 10 acres and he has a 4 acre electric fence! He's never on a leash and goes in and out his dog door to run outside several times a day! We're baffled! 2w
  •   lauraknicholson We just recently started house training Addi (she loves her crate and does fine in there) but we want her good in the house for longer periods of time. The first time we tried she BROKE a closet door and DESTORYED my wedding shoes . Then we'd leave and she would go to the bathroom on the floor instantly. Now... what we just started like a month ago is every day working up time alone. We got her fave blanket and toys and put them in the living room and made her stay. We showed her that we had her fave treats in our hands (gave her a sniff) and told her to "stay". Then we let her watch us go out the front door. We sat on the front porch for 1 MINUTE. We could hear her getting anxious already! But after one minute we went back inside, and she was really excited to see us. She obviously wasn't on her blanket anymore and frantically excited but we made her go back to her blanket and lie down. She did! And then we gave her her fave treat and showered her with lovin'. The next day we did the exact same same thing except for 2 minutes! The next day for 4 minutes. The next for 8. She REALLY caught on to the reward that she gets when we come back. I tried doubling the minutes every time, but once I got to 24 minutes and doubled to 48 it was too much and she peed on the floor. So the next day I did 24 min again. And then the next day tried 30 min instead. She is doing REALLY well! And seriously is able to handle time alone already. Sorry for the essay, just excited that we are making progress with Addi and she is killin' it! 2w
  •   mallorybonk @lauraknicholson wow thats awesome maybe ill have to try that! When we are gone, we leave Winston in the kitchen where his kennel is and he has access to his doggy door. We put a gate up so he cant get in the living room or rest of the house though. He loves his kennel too and would stay in there all day with no problem but needs the option to run outside too. This pillow incident today LITERALLY happened within 10 minutes of me walking up to my building and then back to the house. I didnt even leave really ha! Winstons favorite place to be (his little safe haven i guess) is our CLOSET! he loves to go in our closet and just lay in there by himself! he wont chew up anything in there either, its weird! You have NO IDEA how many shoes, pillows, comforters, blankets, COUCHES, dog beds, sheets, etc we have replaced over and over because of him. My husband and I always joke because our Puggle (beagle pug mix) cost $600 and Winston was $75 from a local hunter who didnt mean to breed. I wondered how in the hell we could pay $600 for A MUTT and Winston hardly cost us anything... BUT at this point, hes the million dollar dog with all the shit he has torn up haha! 2w
  •   akinsc30 Omg that face lol! 2w

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Hudson Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk #tbt to a few years ago with my long lost BFF @cnk0118 who I haven't seen in like a month 2w
  •   alaneb Hot mama 2w
  •   katieneedham1 Yeah- should we file a missing persons report? @mallorybonk 2w
  •   _maggie_ruth Ummmm I haven't seen you in like forever...I mean I've seen you but not like I want! 2w
  •   mallorybonk @_maggie_ruth awwww I know, let's work on that! 2w
  •   cnk0118 Awww I just saw this pic and it made my heart happy! Miss you. See ya in some hours! 2w

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Mayfair Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Oh boy, just exactly what I've always wanted my question is, why'd they send one just for me and not my husband (who actually hunts)? Hahahaha #redneckproblems 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Well this should make for some good entertainment FOR SURE Just remember MW, we are laughing with you, not at you #nascar 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Self explanatory! Come join us! 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCOS!!!! We love you Aussie Aussie Aussie! @marcosambrose #nascar 2w

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Sierra Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk My momma comes to watch the race with me and ends up braiding my hair 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk "Mom won't let me stay up past my bedtime for the night race" #nascar #43 #babyrpl 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Auntie M and Mal #babyrpl @_maggie_ruth 2w

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mallorybonk Apparently, I look 81. Great time for Botox. 3w
  •   zanethemainvain Hahahaha and it says you'll die in 4 yrs from that oh Mal... 2w
  •   ambershiflet I literally laughed out loud at this!!!! 2w
  •   adamcain83 Damn what's that mean when you get old 136. Lol 2w
  •   mallorybonk Hahahahah @_theloulou I didn't even catch that part! @cakesbycarrie you're too sweet@zanethemainvain @ambershiflet @adamcain83 I reckon I've only got 3 more years left... Better do some livin hahaha! 2w
  •   mallorybonk If my face is this old, I don't wanna know how old this haggard body is! 2w
  •   gum45 Where did you do this. I wana do it 2w
  •   mallorybonk Facemyage.com @gum45 i read up about it and the reason it didn't work right is bc my face isn't straight forward looking at the camera. What you need is like a drivers license pic 2w
  •   gum45 Got it. Bahahahha that's so funny though. 2w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Baby time!!! #babyrpl 3w

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mallorybonk Cutest little baby moccs ever for baby Davidson @stdavidson14 @mjed0708 3w
  •   haileylee_ Girl!!!! You should have bought one of 8 pairs I had. Lol 3w
  •   mallorybonk I know but I didn't know I needed them at the time!!!! I'm sorry!! @haileylee_ 3w

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Normal Mallory Bonkemeyer Thomas
mallorybonk Hey y'all BRITTANY SPANIEL people out there-- I've heard of the "Brittany hug" and my brit does it allllll the time! Do your Brits do this too? Or just come really close and press their bodies against yours like they want a hug or something? It's weird! @kellwicks @lorasmithstubbs @mitchynick7 @lauraknicholson @suzgou 3w

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