mal_function_ This guy deserves an #mcm post! In just 3 short months, he's already seen me at my extreme lows --with a broken arm for the last 5 weeks and two severe sinus infections at some point during all of it. I don't post or flaunt it much, but he's showered me with kindness (and flowers) and hasn't complained once throughout all my tantrums (being in a cast is emotionally draining, you guys). Although he's in my favorite city, he doesn't bat an eye to come to the Big D to come act as my other arm (opening my #powerade and finishing craft projects while I critique over his shoulder). Thank you for giving me a newer and much sweeter outlook on life, @garihanz! 6d

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mal_function_ HAPPY 4TH!! Broken arm can't stop us! #4thofjuly 4w

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mal_function_ #Tbt to Monday when I broke my arm (and finger) at the ripe age of 26. Thankful for my Hoodrats that stick together during visits to the #ER.
This also means I'm no longer playing in the #BvBDallas powderpuff game --however, I'M STILL RAISING MONEY! If you'd like to donate, the link is in my profile.
1mon

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mal_function_ Happy birthday to this amazing woman! I hope one day that I can care for my kids just as great as you've cared for me and chels. You never stop, "helicopter mom!" I love you! 1mon

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mal_function_ GUYS! I'm so excited to announce that I've joined #BvBDallas this year! I NEED YOUR HELP I'm working to meet my goal of $1,000 for Alzheimer's research and supporting our overall goal of $600,000! I'm on Team Brunette aka #BruCrew and with a simple $25 donation, you can come out and watch the me and my fellow brunettes take down the blondes in an intense powderpuff game at the Cotton Bowl on August 8th (followed by the after party in Fair Park)! Thanks in advance for your support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LINK IN BIO
BTW-- these 4 lovely ladies are also apart of BvBDallas! We're all in this together...Tackle Alzheimer's! #BRUnited #OneGoal #OneTeam #EndAlz @fairparkdallas
1mon

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mal_function_ Last ones [barely] standing at the #BvBDallas #BruCrew pool party this weekend. #BRUnited #galihad #hashtagshirt 1mon

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mal_function_ #HAPPYBIRTHDAY to my nugget, Katie! Love you! #tbt #cabo 2mon

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mal_function_ Crushing the wedding game this season. Congrats @keulenfeld and Trent! #marryamathis 2mon

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mal_function_ Congrats to the Ulloque's! Thanks to the best man for letting me be apart of such a magical weekend! #getluffd 2mon

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mal_function_ #HAPPYMOTHERSDAY to BrenBren! Thank you for making sure Chelsea never murdered me before the age of 8. I love the time we spend together! I'm so thankful for all you do for chels and I! You're the best! Love you! 3mon

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mal_function_ This guy is ready for summer with his Tommy Bahama shirt on. #coopaloop #wacotown #homesweethome #waco 3mon

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mal_function_ In honor of the #Rockets securing their spot tonight for round 2 of the playoffs, I present to you, the two biggest #Houston fans on the planet. Weeee! #ketchupandmustard 3mon

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mal_function_ Had a blast in #Syracuse visiting our #SIDEARMsports fam! Campus was as cool as a fan. #learfieldsports #digital #goorange 3mon

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mal_function_ Loved being with my #ATL fam this past weekend. See you again soon, squad. #sweetwater420fest #whereisthegroupphoto? 3mon

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mal_function_ @instacambrown and I searched for our inner rocker selves and found that we actually do not enjoy #AlienAntFarm as much as our middle school selves did. Fun people watching and made the most of it, regardless. #treesdallas 4mon

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mal_function_ Congrats to these babes for tying the knot! So happy for y'all! 4mon

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