magnetoboldtoo Fortune cookie fortune... Let's hope MPS's plans align with mine. Cause we are in for a fucking awesome future! #chinesenewyear #fortunecookie 3d

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magnetoboldtoo House is clean. Dumplings for dinner. Ready for a fresh new start. Happy Chinese New Year! (Also our Hookupaversary! 26 years since MPS stole me from another guy!) 4d

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magnetoboldtoo Taking a break from all of the mad cleaning (I cannot handle the mess another fucking SECOND) to catch my breath, have a drink and admire my MPS administered pedi. #soneonecomeandmopmyfloors #myroombaismyBFF 5d
  •   leeeenie5 Any luck finding Boo's pants? Lol 5d

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magnetoboldtoo Potato gems fogging up my camera lens. They always remind me of @veggie_mama. Lots of salt... Sadly no gravy tonight. 6d
  •   veggie_mama Ugh I'm jealous af! They look incredible 6d

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magnetoboldtoo Hey there cheeky monkey. Let's hope we have a bright and prosperous new year together! (And I remember to water you occasionally!) 7d

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magnetoboldtoo Back to the Ol' sitting at the bus stop waiting for Boo bizzo. I must admit I have missed the routine and appreciate my new kindle! Feat: spiffy popcorn shoes. 1w

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magnetoboldtoo MPS tells me that he bought me a 'banana fritter' YEAH SURE. Who knew it tasted like banana... 1w

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magnetoboldtoo Cause everyone needs compliments from their coffee. Especially at work. 1w

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magnetoboldtoo Respite Sunday biatches! 2w

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magnetoboldtoo MPS is at a wedding. Boo has been sent to his room for being an arsehole (omg fucking teenagers amIright?) and I have been cleaning this shithole we call home all day. I have EARNED these motherfuckers. EARNED I SAY! #yesIaminabadmoodwhydoyouask #OMGHOWDOESSOMEONESHITUPTHESIDEOFATOILET? #wheredoesallthewashingcomefrom 2w

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magnetoboldtoo We bought Boo this giant mirror so he can bust his riffs without cricking his neck in front of my tiny mirror in my Lady Room. Added bonus is this thing is a total ego boost cause it makes you look skinner. HUZZAH! 2w

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magnetoboldtoo Holy shit! Tastes just like a lamington! HUZZAH! 2w

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magnetoboldtoo After being an idiot and eating dumplings on Wednesday and then pancakes on Thursday and then LOSING MY FUCKING MIND and eating chicken on Friday night, I am now confined to the couch and these motherfuckers. #fuckyouKarl #gastroparesissucks #selfinflicted 2w

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magnetoboldtoo Just cleaned the fridge. That entire bottom tray is just cheese. Half the second row is dip. And half the third is chocolate. Gotz mah priorities RIGHT! (Pepsi is MPS's have to keep him happy) 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Boo's last night at camp so we drove a million miles for pancakes. Just because we can. Fucking rebels. Going to be exhausted in the morning. #wontgethometilltheamonaschoolnight #sometimesyoujusthavetogofuckit #huzzah 3w

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magnetoboldtoo I just ate the most amazing scallop dumplings in the world and now I am going to bed to writhe in pain and cry. #totesworthit #gastroparesissucks #sometimesyoujusthavetogofuckit #fuckyouKarl 3w
  •   beck_berger I know your pain : ( 3w
  •   michelle_roger And that is a giant "Fuck you Karl!" Hope payback's manageable xx 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Wore these fierce @shoesofprey bitches to work today to give me the strength to get through. Dad is at the doctors right now. Hoping all they find is an extra stash of awesomeness he had hidden for later. 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Always 4w
  •   stuffwiththing This one makes me sad. 4w
  •   magnetoboldtoo Maddie called last night devastated. I was sad... But when I saw this... Omg tears... I guess I am super sensitive right now but I adored Alan rickman as well. 4w
  •   stuffwiththing (( gentle hugs )) 4w

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magnetoboldtoo Reflects my current mood. If I could get away with 'fuck youse all' at work I would though. 1mon

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magnetoboldtoo Mah man knows how to shower me with gifts. #notevenonsale 1mon

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