magnetoboldtoo My diet right now consists of milk, cheese, bread, peanut butter and these motherfuckers. And I hate these motherfuckers but without them my world is full of absolute misery cause they take the edge off the relentless nausea. And I swear, if I had the energy, I would slit the damn throat of the next bitch that tells me 'at least it's not' or 'at least you can' #fuckyou #gastroparesiscansuckit #Iwantachickensalad 4d

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magnetoboldtoo My colleague sent me this, minutes after I walked in the door. It has been a long day even though it is only 11am. #gottalaughaboutit #hiscodenameisnowsteve 7d

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magnetoboldtoo Best laid plans and all that shit. I had a shower, got dressed and ummmm... Just got back out of bed. And I am on the couch under a blanket. I am just going to Scarlett O'Hara it today. #fuckit #gastroparesiscansuckit 1w
  •   beetsandbirch Sometimes I get worn out just getting ready to leave the house and think shit I need a nap but I just got ready to go and now I don't even want to go. I don't have a fucking Karl to blame it on so I'm really just rediculous. 1w

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magnetoboldtoo Over the last few weeks we have been gradually moving the bedrooms around. We are now almost moved into Boo's old room. While they are at swimming I will catch up with some old mates before hopefully finishing off this room and fixing up those motherfucking cords that are driving me motherfucking nuts. 1w
  •   beetsandbirch Cords are epic at out house. It's 2016 for fucksake nothing should need a damnn cord! 1w

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magnetoboldtoo Today's pissed off at work shoe pic. 2 meetings down. Yes I am wearing jeans, easier to wash off the blood of my enemies. #bizcazfri #fuckeveryone #whatarethewinninglotterynumbers 1w

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magnetoboldtoo So. Very. Hungry. This morning which is really weird. Hoping this toasted banana bread stays down cause it was delicious! #fuckyoukarl #gastroparesiscansuckit 2w

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magnetoboldtoo My message to all the fuckers today. And from now on. #omg 2w

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magnetoboldtoo Respite Sunday: not feeling too crash hot but pushing through with my 'sick kit' full of remedies. HUZZAH! #fuckyoukarl 2w

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magnetoboldtoo Gloved up and eating my radioactive egg sanga and juice. Wasn't too bad with a little salt and pepper. And a Valium. #gastricemptyingstudy #fuckyoukarl 2w

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magnetoboldtoo Wearing this adorable necklace that Ally (my daughter by choice not birth) gave me for Mother's Day a few years ago to cheer me up. Always get heaps of compliments on it cause it is AWESOME! #beenahelluvaweek 3w
  •   kal20m What a cool necklace !!! 3w
  •   zenlisalee Love this! The necklace and the sentiment. 3w

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magnetoboldtoo I just got my Mother's Day present from Maddie and Steven in the mail. A NEW STOMACH! HUZZAH! Best present ever! #takethatKarl 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Drove the 2 hour school run, been to the hospital to confirm deets for my Hulk Smash test on Friday, a meeting with Boo's teachers, grocery run, texting with Boo's aide at the other school, cleaned and dusted the house, cleaned the kitchen and put on the dishwasher, 2 loads of washing done and 8 vials of blood syphoned from my arm. And it is only 11am. I need a fucking nap. 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Oh look! Another workplace whining shoe selfie! HUZZAH! Shit is flinging from multiple fans and I have been hiding under the desk admiring my shoes I bought years ago but saw advertised again just last week. Which totally makes me an on point shoe hoarder. 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Very spoilt. Despite the fact Boo refused to go to the Mothers Day Stall, I still managed to score Mothers Day Stall like gifts which is OK by me. I love it when my kids pick out things they just KNOW I am going to love. (And those boots OMG THOSE BOOTS ARE LIKE BUTTA!) #happymothersday #itisnotaboutthegiftsitisaboutthelove 3w

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magnetoboldtoo Boo (with the help of MPS) made me the most amazing breakfast - Boo has been practising at school! - SO AWESOME! #fuckkarl #worthit #gastroparesissucks #happymothersday 3w

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magnetoboldtoo The only thing stopping me from ripping out the spleen of my coworkers today is that I won't be allowed to wear these pretties in prison. 3w
  •   kal20m That's definitely a good enough reason. I am having a second day of 'no fucks being given' - I personally feel that there are some work colleagues who should just be shot !! 3w
  •   deemadoma I LOVE these! ️and I don't even wear heels, but if I did, I'd wear these! 3w
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magnetoboldtoo Definition of torture: having to smell the freshly cooked chickens while taking your father shopping every week when you can't eat. #gastroparesissucks #Ihatethesupermarket 4w

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magnetoboldtoo Oh Piglet, you just know the right things to say to a girl. 4w

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magnetoboldtoo 12 months ago today we bought this awesome motherfucker of a fridge. This morning I made Boo wish it Happy Birthday. I may even get off my arse and bake it a cake, I love it that much. I need to get out more and perhaps get some human friends. Or not. #fridgesarefriendswithfood 4w
  •   beck_berger Your not alone. I have that fridge to and I love it shit loads 4w
  •   beetsandbirch She's a beauty!!! Currently have 3 man-boys living with us who eat like Viking lumberjacks. Our standard issue European sized fridge is total shit. We also live in a standard sized small flat so no room for a big one. happy birthday to your big cold lady box!! 4w
  •   pixiedusk I can see why you love it looks gorgeous 4w

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magnetoboldtoo Today's necklace was my subtle message to the world. #needmorespoons #absinthespoon 4w

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