macaronipeacock Reading bedtime stories to my cat. #instagrapes #napoleon #oldwhore 5d

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macaronipeacock Last night I had the pleasurable pleasure of beholding and cajoling @aboveandbeyond. @tonymcguinness 1w

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macaronipeacock I am the least famous person at this table and it's killing me. Jk BFFs fer life. 1w

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macaronipeacock OK, you assholes. I'll start watching Game of Thrones. 2w

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macaronipeacock Byron was never in a "car crash." 2w

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macaronipeacock I am a bitter, nameless dandy with nothing but a selfie stick and hand gestures. 3w

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macaronipeacock My cat: the trollop of Detroit. 3w

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macaronipeacock Yeah, baby! Yeah!! Complete 13 volume set of Byron's œuvre came today. Best don't-ask-how-much-it-cost dollars I ever spent. (It was $200-summink, fronted by JP Snoregan.) 3w

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macaronipeacock Byron signed our tets. 3w

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macaronipeacock The worst comedown is coming home. 4w
  •   miss_anthropey Aw. :( 4w
  •   a_o_river Thanks for allowing us a peek inside your journey. Insightful, humorous,...entertaining 4w
  •   swillumm Oh no:( I know :( 4w
  •   nowalexve "That's Entertainment," by the Jam? Love that song. 4w

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macaronipeacock The return flight/shite. 4w

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macaronipeacock Ulysses, by Alfred Tennyson. 4w

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macaronipeacock Last night. Last supper. 4w

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macaronipeacock Tambourgi! Tambourgi! Thy 'larum afar gives hope. 4w

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macaronipeacock Selfie stick bike ride through Albania with @stephan.cass. Very #Byronic. TAMBOURGIIIIIIII 4w

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macaronipeacock My foot is gushing blood, but PRIORITIES: #whatsthewifi? 1mon

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macaronipeacock Albania. 1mon

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macaronipeacock Processing everything on a bus ride from Montenegro to Albania. 1mon

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macaronipeacock Montenegro was very chill. In fact, the ocean was so chill at 5 am that I became hypothermic. @Stephan.cass, as always, just laughed at my self-inflicted woe. 1mon
  •   _littlebones__ Stop titting about and get over to London 1mon
  •   queencelin Oh god 1mon
  •   macaronipeacock @queencelin we were SO loud if you think about it. The neighbours must have been piiiiiiiiiiiiiissed 1mon
  •   queencelin Hahahahaha I knooow. Nobody complained tho! (Not that I wouldve dared to complain if I saw or heard such a crowd) So it should be considered as "appropriate and approved behaviour" 1mon
  •   stineaunli we have oil and therefor I'll do whatever I want 1mon
  •   macaronipeacock @queencelin no we were terrifying. Smashing bottles and jumping into other people's boats 1mon
  •   queencelin Haha exactly. Although the hijacking boat parts would've been ten times more fun if you fell into the ocean ;)) 1mon
  •   jesemarie Amazing 1mon

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macaronipeacock WANNA SEE MY SELFIE STICK, @queencelin and @stineaunli?! 1mon

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