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m_ewing Working on my abs. #kegsarebetterthanasixpack 2d

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m_ewing WERESQUATCH in action! It smells like fog machine smoke and the ripest of armpits & I wouldn't change it for the world! #weresquatch #metal #panicroom #shred 2d

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m_ewing WERESQUATCH playing what I like to call "bill & Ted's excellent elevator ride to Valhalla" #weresquatch #panicroom #shred #metal 2d

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m_ewing Sometimes a whole bunch of pretty ladies come say hey at work and make everything okay. #babymetalhands 3d

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m_ewing Sometimes the smallest gestures move the largest mountains. 7d

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m_ewing Murder was the case that they gave her... @benhucke @asabree #fingerbang 1w
  •   gnarley_davidson84 What a nerd. 1w
  •   kylecarlson That's crazy! The guy you're with looks like a guy I used to know who liked to party and drink beer and do cool shit! 1w

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m_ewing I feel pretty.... Oh so pretty. #dirtyjokes #fingerbang #montuckycoldsnacks #tequila 1w
  •   uh.man.der Big foot. 1w
  •   lauren_delaney05 I was there yesterday! 1w
  •   montuckycoldsnacks When we were there they told us they were going to boil our feet too. And we were like we have hooves, we need to see a blacksmith for shoes ... but they said they were going to do it anyways.... so we were like, ok, we'll just drink beer.     7d
  •   montuckycoldsnacks Glad you had a good time @m_ewing     7d

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m_ewing I'm like cookie dough on a magic fingers bed. Getting finger banged at @fingerbangportland w/ @glynasty @benhucke @asabree #fingerbang #massagechairs #tequila #montuckycoldsnacks #dirtyjokes 1w

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m_ewing @uh.man.der we did this once..... #tbt 2w

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m_ewing good googly moogly 2w

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m_ewing If you're in a pinch, I know a place in SE... 2w

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m_ewing I found a Tia! 2w

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m_ewing Sometimes I just miss the mark and pull a Garth. #clueless #partyongarth 2w

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m_ewing Yeah, Val Kilmer, I'm gonna eat that. #macguyverburgers #tinyburgers #sliders 3w

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m_ewing No one is safe in this town. #goldenticket #badboysbadboys #nochill 3w

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m_ewing It's burger week. I'm gonna be eating burgers all week. So far I've been to Club 21. More to come. 3w

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m_ewing How did he know about "t-shirt Fish Stick Sunday"? 3w

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m_ewing Hustlin' 3w

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