m_ewing Watched a makeup tutorial on YouTube..... Nailed it. #girlswhowearmakeup #amiprettyyet #beautytips 22h

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m_ewing He became John Cena and leaves you hints like his trademark "you can't see me" line and it goes right over our heads... 1d

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m_ewing Breakfast burritos & marky Mark. Don't hate on my level cuz you're not on it. 2d
  •   tmadd It's a level everyone wishes they were on! 2d
  •   j.stainthorp You set the bar too high sir, we can't keep up. 2d

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m_ewing If you're at Sasquatch, look for these two and give them high fives and take a photo with them bc he's my brother and she's his girlfriend. #noreason #ijustwanttoseeifitactuallyhappens #sasquatch 3d

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m_ewing Here it is! The memorial weekend sale at @polerportland 20% off all poler specific items (no collars or 3rd party items) and 60% off all previous season items! Come get your camp vibes on and have a good time!! We even have Cornhole, so come play that! 413 SW 10th ave. 11-7 mon-sat. 11-6 Sunday. polerstuff #polerportland #polerstuff #camvibes #memorialweekend #sale #portlandevents #cornhole 4d

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m_ewing My summer body looks a lot like my winter body..... 4d

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m_ewing Babushka. @fiverdpug 1w

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m_ewing Closeup of the piece I did for the @defenders_of_good_times show coming up this June in Germany! If you don't follow #dogt you should probably do so! #defendersofgoodtimes #callingallartists #mymindisastrangeplace 2w
  •   sarapdx1983 I thought those were two thin penises dangling at first.....😐 2w
  •   m_ewing @sarapdx1983 they are whatever you want them to be! Hahaha 6d

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m_ewing Good Goggly Moogly, that thang is juicy! #butts #badonkadonk 2w

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m_ewing bobscratch goldfarb ( @bobcatgoldthwait ) is coming to town, so you better be ready for it! If you haven't listened to any of his stand-up, how DARE you! Have you seen any of his movies? Fantastically dark and funny! Get on it and come to the show! This Saturday at Bossanova. You won't be disappointed! #heroesofcomedy #bobcatgoldthwait #portlandevents #bossanova #policeacademy #scroodged #shakestheclown #freaked #godblessamerica #areyouafraidofthedark 2w

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m_ewing Tim Burton's Thai restaurant ambience. 2w

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m_ewing "Hey guys!" 1980s Michael hopes you all had a fantastic weekend! 2w
  •   koyote Yesssssssss 2w
  •   murphymary Look at that cute little guy ;) 2w
  •   benhuckeart Brat 2w
  •   rubymaerose Just a lil spliff 2w
  •   opasit How rad would it be if the beard grew in back then ? #gnome 2w
  •   m_ewing @opasit I'd be granting wishes and watching r-rated action movies by myself! 2w
  •   memchun There's a kid at my school who reminds me of a combo of this you and current you 2w
  •   m_ewing @memchun that kid sounds sooooo cool 😎 2w

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m_ewing I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling. 2w
  •   djmrmumu The soup that eats like a suicide 2w

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m_ewing Hulkster, why you gotta bring out the emotional range? #noholdsbarred #hulkhogan #wrestlingtears #brother 3w

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m_ewing I'm feeling like a champion this morning! Chorizo, potatoes & eggs. #chorizo #machetedontcook #hungry #comegetsome 3w

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m_ewing My dad posted this today. I am truly my dad's son. #likefatherlikeson #humorrunsinthefamily #sinkodemayo 3w

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