luismaya Damn 13 year olds..... 5d

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luismaya @alveengideon86 swinging a V8 Rx7. It's a little loud. #Fijian #FC3s #RX7 #LSMotor #Drift #SexiMexi #Indian 5d

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luismaya @salsa__picante rubbing it in that I was a boring 13 year old..... #drift #s13 #StartThemYoung #ShowingMeUp #13YearsOld 5d

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luismaya Got the Larp runnin good!!!! No Speedometer, No Fuel Gauge; No Problem! Love my Toyotas. #Larp #Toyota #Corolla #TE72 # KE70 #Weber #3tc #ThingsThatDontWork #Wagon #OldSchool 7d

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luismaya At Wall-Mart, Throwin Dart, while I push the Cart, She about to Fart @shaleneeee #Walmart #Nerf #IFound #FijianGirl #CandleAisle #Punch #PeopleOfWalMart 1w

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luismaya No wonder America is fat. I haven't drank dark soda in YEARS, but I'm also not paying that much for coconut water. #Pepsi #CoconutWater #FatAmerica #PainInMyShess #Ironic 3w
  •   luismaya @nandosog I chug water all day but Coconut water is great for many things. I need it for my butthole. @imikeg NUH UH! You're not fat. You're hairy 3w
  •   luismaya 2 soda is still cheaper for the price of one discounted coco water 3w
  •   downhill_jamocha Sad situation we are in. I think it has something to do with population control. 3w
  •   somos_leones I will pay for coconut water ! 3w
  •   shaleneeee Just buy a lot of coconuts and drink the water from it and then eat the coconut. You won't be thirsty or hungry :) I have the best ideas sometime ;) 3w
  •   luismaya @shaleneeee we need more coconut adventures! I wanna bonk someone on the head 3w
  •   shaleneeee I love adventures with you!!! Especially coconut adventures!!! Can we bonk someone with a coconut and open the coconut like rafiki does in lion king? 3w

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luismaya If I'm peeing, pinch it, and then pee again, it changes colors. Is that bad? #pee #peechallenge #toilet #pinch #StingsALittle 4w

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luismaya Gettin in that last bit of riding before "fall." #Suzuki #GSXR600 #Smurf #Motorcycle #Hawkward #Fall #Bike #Shoei #Farting #Bandito 1mon

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luismaya I'm on baby duty while @eli_maya25 practices for her little league game #Softball #BabyDuty #ThisJobIsEasy #9Months #familytime 1mon

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luismaya My little sister is totes adorbz, lol omg hahh @eli_maya25 1mon

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luismaya Catching up on a childhood anime and realized how funny grouping is. #SkinColor #Golgo13 #Sniper #Anime #Yellow #JapsAreYellow #Legit 1mon

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luismaya Evening in San Francisco with this little lady. Gonna meet up with @agillespie66 for yum yums #sanfrancisco #chinatown #crosswalk #wait #boob #fijian 2mon

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