lubellina I rewired the ATM
at the Food #EmporiYUM
to provide an honorarium
to anyone with the code
1w

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lubellina $10 Pastrami is a pretty good Dill #EmporiYUM #dgsdelicatessen 1w

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lubellina "Ana I bought this for you!" "But Gregg what I'm gonna do with this??" 2w

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lubellina Wishing I were in a dive on Lake St. 2w

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lubellina You move out for two seconds and they rip your childhood bathroom to shreds 2w
  •   bem168 Oh man. How is @j00les handling this??!! 2w
  •   dilemmadillo Wowza!!! 2w
  •   j00les @bem168 actually way better than expected. I did request the baby mirror on the way to be saved though 2w

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lubellina BROAD CITY live #ehhhhhhhhhhh 3w

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lubellina Found in the neighborhood 3w

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lubellina Thought about watching a scary movie. Even thought about socializing with other human beings! But we all knew how this night was gonna go. #imnotalittlegirl #imabionicwoman 3w

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lubellina Happy 95th Birthday, Grandma! Olive you! 4w

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lubellina Certainly I'm having an allergic reaction 4w

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lubellina I said "grandma, cheese!" But she thought I was pointing out an ingredient of her pizza. It's okay, she'll be 95 next week. She can do whatever the hell she wants. 1mon

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lubellina You're on a roll, Jersey 1mon
  •   drapp87 I fucking love this place, @jlrappaport manages this shopping center 1mon
  •   lubellina @drapp87 Really?? It would've been more fun if you guys had been there! Also we had a waiter the other day who looked exactly like you. 1mon

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lubellina These bottles got PerrTier 1mon

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lubellina "The Incredible Two-Headed Jacobson" #becomingrad 1mon

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lubellina Can't wait to see this Spensaroonie get married tomorrow. Mazel tov to you and to my bangs. 1mon

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lubellina Not a Carroll in the world 1mon

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lubellina Where @mpanzer28 and Quentin almost got married before calling it off, 1999, 4th grade. What a beautiful altar that tire swing could have been. #visitingmiddleschool 1mon
  •   mpanzer28 What a beautiful wedding venue this would have been! 1mon

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lubellina The garden where in 5th grade the boy I liked asked me out and I told him "yes, if you promise not to treat me like DIRT." My sister told me to say it. Also, it was a dare. But I gotta say, I'm over it. #visitingmiddleschool 1mon
  •   j00les Punning it up since 2001. 1mon
  •   lubellina @j00les Certainly I wasn't, I was just repeating word for word what you told me to say. The setting was fortuitous. 1mon

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lubellina Chubs 2mon

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