lord_loren Allow me to share my genius with you #thatspeanutbutter #piglife 22h

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lord_loren Just doin what we do. 2d

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X-Pro II Loren Isaac
lord_loren Friday night with this guy #love 3d

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lord_loren Guess which one's me #fbf #comicon #2008 3d

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lord_loren It is the end if an era. They decided to do us all a favor and get us fancy new monitors at work. This is probably to distract us from the crappy PCs we have that crash all the time. Anyways my privacy scene no longer fits. (see foto - obvi) The days of me being able to surf porn all day are gone. I actually have to be mindful of what's on my screen #firstworldproblems 3d

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  •   taliaelterman Ewwww lol ... Is this what u dream about for breakfast? 4d
  •   lord_loren @taliaelterman Actually even to me this looks more like a breakfast nightmare 🐊🐊🐊🐊 4d
  •   hkjcamjsdznad I'm surprised that I actually fear this. Thanks for making me not hungry anymore since I gained 20 from 4d
  •   lord_loren @hkjcamjsdznad I am gigantic and lobotomized by weed - Thanks guys 4d
  •   hkjcamjsdznad HAHAHAHAHA WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?!? 4d

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Valencia Loren Isaac
lord_loren But wait...how does he...I mean...uh...k nevermind #severeparenthesismisuse 5d

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lord_loren I wish I'd somehow come across this in my birthday for some solid internet antics #internet #clowntown #tired #cruesfault #excessivehashtagging 6d

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lord_loren Important reunions @jeffburkeb #nofilter 6d

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lord_loren I've known Matt since 3rd grade....haven't seen him in a while so naturally I ate his brain. 6d

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lord_loren Please contain your jealousy #crue 6d

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lord_loren Sometimes things just go right #crue 6d

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lord_loren Did I mention Alice Cooper is opening for Crüe tonight? #stoked 7d

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lord_loren The traffic gods have taken a shit on Los Angeles. 7d
  •   pickpocketparty it's getting worse and worse everyday. Even at 3am there's traffic 7d
  •   lord_loren @pickpocketparty Someone needs to invent teleporting...like right away 7d
  •   eli_glad I'm hardly ever in traffic. Do you use waze and actually listen to it when it tells you to take a different than normal route? 7d
  •   lord_loren @eli_glad Bless you my friend...I drive from Los Feliz to Santa Monica in rush hour........for 7 years now. Trust me when I say...no app can help. I know the best methods but even the best routes still suck 1000 dicks. 7d
  •   eli_glad Your memory doesn't crowd source traffic live bud! I used to commute from echo park to Beverly Hills and never did it take longer than 40 min either way during peak hours! 7d
  •   lord_loren @eli_glad I've used Waze plenty of times...I'm not denying it's usefulness. That said I know all the sides streets well enough without it at this point where I don't "sit in traffic" often...but it still takes forever. Neither Waze nor my brain map makes it less than an hour....or 90 mins+ on a day like today where there was a huge accident on the 10 in West LA that caused looky lous and trickled out on to every side street around...thus the traffic gods shitting on LA today thing #noescape 7d
  •   louiebrock It's cloudy so people forget how to drive 7d

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lord_loren It's official: I am unexpectedly seeing Motley Crüe at the Hollywood Bowl tomorrow night #fuckyes #crue 1w

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lord_loren Once this gets in my head it doesn't leave for days. 1w

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lord_loren My evening is now complete #win #weed #weedwin 1w

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