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longorious Happy Birthday to this sexy dude!! 1h

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longorious @yeticoolers Yeti: A Story of Survival (for the Yeti & myself) Sooo Friday evening I'm picking up a friend to go out and had my Yeti with ice water. Well when we left her house, for some stupid reason, I put it on the hood of my car. You can see where this is going. We drove off and I forgot about it. We got all the way down her street without it falling and just as we turned onto the main road it when flying off. At this point I still didn't realize it was my Yeti until I saw water running down the back window. I whipped into some random driveway, turned around, pulled into ANOTHER random driveway, put it on park and ran down the sidewalk to where my poor Yeti is laying in the middle of the opposite lane, during rush hour. Oh, and it's also under construction. About 20 cars drove by before I could cross. Meanwhile, every time a car came from the opposite direction I would cringe. It is by the grace of God (bc obviously Yetis are super important to God) that no one ran over it or the lid and it only had one small ding and a little scuffing. Other than that it was perfectly fine. I was so happy!! But that wasn't all. By the time I got back to my car, some 60 year old man covered in dirt or car grease with a 2x4 shoved up his shirt sleeve walks out and has this look on his face like we pulled into his drive just to kill him or something. Because obviously you can't be too careful when two pretty girls pull into your drive at 5:15 on a Friday evening. #Yeti #yetiadventures 2d

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longorious What's the problem, Mom?! #NaviDuchessofFluff 5d

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longorious #DIY outdoor torches. #LongoriousHome 1w

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longorious Early 20th birthday present! 20 bc it takes two ppl to card me at the liquor store! #Sept11 #911 #weber #bbq #grillin Thanks @bcatkenny 2w

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longorious #WhereDoYouBar ... Outside mining tunnels. #barmethod #redrivernm 2w

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longorious "Sometimes the train is on time." -Station Attendant Oh, good. #amtrak #ratonNM #longorioustravels 2w
  •   angelac_kcks I used to take the train a lot in college and it was on time, maybe half the time. Good luck 2w
  •   longorious Yeah, we got here 4 hrs early bc our ride has to drive back to Dallas. Then the guy is saying it's gonna be late. @angelac_kcks 2w
  •   angelac_kcks Sounds about right. 2w

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longorious The best property manager @ Woodlands on the River. Ask for Chic and tell'em Lori (Glenn's niece) sent ya! #redrivernm #woodlandsontheriver 2w

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longorious ️I want morning coffee on the patio to always look like this. #redrivernm #longorioustravels #lifeisgood #mountaintime 2w

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longorious Just a dark, cold mining tunnel. No big deal. #redrivernm #hiking #longorioustravels 3w
  •   artoriusx You should check what's inside. Motivation? just think about jeepers creepers. 3w
  •   longorious @artoriusx ha! I was afraid of finding a bear. 😬 3w

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longorious Better get off this mountain quick. #Gooselake #redrivernm #Jeep 3w

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