lisamariecorso And, just like that I became a crazed, obsessed dog owner. Introducing Molly Jones, she has already raided my wardrobe and my heart. #whatsinyourwitu 9h

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lisamariecorso I won't apologise for becoming a crazed, obsessed, dog person over night. Our little cavalier King Charles comes home tomorrow morning and I have already whipped my phone pistol style to anyone and everyone and forced them to look at 20 variations of the same photo of her lying on the couch. I plan to brush her hair every day, keep liver treats in every pocket / bag in my possession, name drop that she has the Blenheim markings of a show dog, take her to the dog park, buy her an engraved leather collar, and only feed her lamb because she has discerning taste and doesn't like chicken. See you tomorrow Molly Jones, your human slave is ready. For more unapologetic stories visit iwontapologise.com this week's Tupperware Edition is up now. (Link in profile ) #iwontapologise_ 3d

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lisamariecorso ️ I Won't Apologise For Disrespecting: The Tupperware Edition ️ I love everything about Tupperware, how it stacks Babushka style and how it makes my pantry look like a colour-coordinated wardrobe. But once it leaves my pantry it's pretty much a death sentence, I lose it, melt it, and don't wash it. New story about this tragic misdemeanor now at iwontapologise.com with illustrations by @aliceoehr (link in profile ) #iwontapologise_ 5d

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lisamariecorso I love food. Whatever, everyone does. But I REALLY love food. @aliceoehr does too. And we are SUPER EXCITED that we have a story in the latest issue of our fave online US food mag, @snacksquarterly. I wrote the words/snack recipes, she did the illustrations. It's about my obsession with apples, particularly of the Granny Smith variety - Australia's ultimate snack. Adam and Eve, Snow White, Steve Jobs and now me - all have apples in common. (link in profile ) 6d

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lisamariecorso Being someone who can't draw makes me the perfect candidate to be obsessed with people who can draw, which is pretty convenient considering my job. Today my New Kid on the Blog column is up on @thedesignfiles with emerging illustrator, 21-year-old @teganiversen! Her super flat and pop art inspired work looks like it belongs in a 1990's Daniel Clowes graphic novel. I'm not a clairvoyant but I see big things for Tegan. More up at thedesignfiles.net 7d

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lisamariecorso I won't apologise for being obsessed with commercial radio on my peak hour drive to work. Commercial radio has improved my memory by 1000% percent - I know the words to every Taylor Swift song, the order to push the channels on the dashboard without looking, and can recite the ads like a Broadway monologue. I play radio bingo with myself where I scan through all the channels maniacally, until I hear the song I want. While skipping songs at this pace I've created the world's best medleys like a sound sommelier - try pairing Gold's Fleetwood Mac with Triple M's Run DMC. I shazam at red lights, it's magic. I love commercial radio and won't apologise. For more unapologetic stories visit iwontapologise.com this week's is about how I don't drink COFFEE. Link in profile #iwontapologise_ 1w

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lisamariecorso ️ I Won't Apologise For Not Drinking: The Coffee Edition ️ WE'RE BACK, first story up for 2015! Only a few phrases in the English language exist that when spoken are met with a combination of shock and suspicion, and one of those phrases is: I don’t drink coffee. I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. Read all about this shocking revelation on iwontapologise.com now, with illustrations by @aliceoehr. Link in profile #iwontapologise 2w

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lisamariecorso Before my Nonna became an overnight celebrity in Moonee Ponds where she now gets stopped in the street, I stole her recipes and turned them into a recipe series for @thedesignfiles TASTY TUESDAY column. Her meatballs and pasta dish was one of the most popular on TDF last year and is having a reprise on Tasty Tuesday today, full recipe and words up at thedesignfiles.net now. It's carb o'clock. 2w

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lisamariecorso Most productive lunchtime ever - literally read every bit of Golden Globes coverage available, then I found this and died on the inside. Jane and Lily united on the red carpet. THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. #goldenglobes 2w

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lisamariecorso Recreating / adding to our series of BFFL portraits extending from 2007 until today before @antondeionno ditches me for NYC again and I go back to being a BFFL widow. This portrait depicts our 'Royal Doulton bone china' (see: extremely and severely pasty) skin tone. It's useful to have things in common with friends. 2w

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lisamariecorso Similarly to when people buy dogs that look like them, @aliceoehr cooks breakfast that looks like her. 3w

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lisamariecorso Look what I bought from @cosstores - perfect outfit to bring in the new year. #ootd 4w

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lisamariecorso 2015 New Year's Resolution: Be more like Linda Rodin. 4w

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lisamariecorso TODAY is the last day of The 12 Days of (Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas - A Modern Carol On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 Versace perfumes (from My Chemist)
11 Bubble Cups and a trip to the dentist
10 stackable lip glosses from Sportsgirl
9 monogrammed oversized festive baubles
8 Maxwell Williams dinner plates from Myer
7 minutes at the $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsavers glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa
3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end if day muffins
And a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.
See you all on the flip side of Christmas Illustrations by @aliceoehr #12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
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lisamariecorso The 12 Days of (Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas - A Modern Carol On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
11 Bubble Cups and a trip to the dentist
10 stackable lip glosses from Sportsgirl
9 monogrammed oversized festive baubles
8 Maxwell Williams dinner plates from Myer
7 minutes at the $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsavers glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa
3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end if day muffins
And a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.
Illustrations by @aliceoehr #12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
1mon

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lisamariecorso The 12 Days of (Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas - A Modern Carol On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
10 stackable lip glosses from Sportsgirl
9 monogrammed oversized festive baubles
8 Maxwell Williams dinner plates from Myer
7 minutes at the $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsaver glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa
3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end of day muffins
AND a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.
Illustration by @aliceoehr #12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
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lisamariecorso You too can create your own festive Christmas photo for social media. All you need is: a) an NYC expat BFFL returning home for a holiday sojourn / BFFL reunion b) a drink that represents the spritz of Christmas c) a perfectly cropped photo where it looks like the bar you're at could be your well stocked lounge room d) and more teeth then snow in the North Pole. Basically @antondeionno and I created the rejected promo shot of an NBC holiday comedy special. #cheerstothat 1mon

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lisamariecorso The 12 Days of ( Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

9 monogrammed festive baubles
8 Maxwell dinner plates from Myer
7 minutes at the $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsavers glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa
3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end of day muffins
And a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.
Illustration by @aliceoehr #12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
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lisamariecorso The 12 Days of (Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas - A Modern Carol On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
8 Maxwell Williams dinner plates from Myer
7 minutes at $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsavers glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa

3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end of day muffins
And a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.

Illustration by @aliceoehr #12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
1mon

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lisamariecorso The 12 Days of (Suburban Shopping Centre) Christmas - A Modern Carol On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
7 minutes at the $1 a minute massage parlour
6 Specsavers glasses for a myopia prescription
5 hours in the Highpoint car park and a conniption
4 Dusk scented candles that smell like Noosa

3 Body Shop shower loofahs
2 (for 1) Muffin Break end of day muffins
And a JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend on a Blu-Ray DVD.

Illustration by @aliceoehr
#12daysofsuburbanshoppingcentrexmas
1mon

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