liamghost 10.5 hrs sleep in 3 days means you wake up with a tissue wedged up your right nostril, covered in sweat and sunburn in the front seat of a van. I'm a handsome boy. 1d
  •   cookedbystars That amount of sleep over three days is on the high end for me on the regular ... Oops 24h
  •   liamghost @cookedbystars If I could've gotten around another 5 hrs spread over the 3 days I would've been completely fine. So wrecked. 23h
  •   sparkle_bennett I only just got out of bed. Just for food. Then I'm back to sleep 21h
  •   liamghost @sparkle_bennett haha cunt! 19h

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liamghost So I actually just sweated my penis off. It's gone. Actually gone. Bye bye penis. 3d

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liamghost I'm done. 5d

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liamghost Maye Gawde!!! 7d

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liamghost Boleyn's new trick! @missabliss 7d

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liamghost STEP THE FUCK BACK! 7d

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liamghost Like it ain't no thang. #liamscocks 1w
  •   liamghost @cookedbystars every drink? 1w
  •   cookedbystars Espresso martini 1w
  •   this_is_brett @liamghost tis been a while since the last #liamscocks 1w
  •   liamghost @cookedbystars the only cognac I would like to use would be older than 20 years because they add that vanilla/toffee/cinnamon aroma/vibe. They're too expensive and the younger ones are going to bring a citrusy or flowery aroma/vibe which I am not a fan of in Espresso Martinis. Unless of course I used a single origin espresso with the citrusy overtones but then it's going to lack in crema which will effect the head content. I've had one on an old cognac before and it was indeed nice but not the way I like it. 1w
  •   cookedbystars Well played 1w
  •   cookedbystars I like the tone Any cognac gives to espresso vs vodka. And then cut back the sugar syrup. 1w
  •   liamghost @cookedbystars yeah I don't mind it I just don't like young cognac full stop. Old cognac is amazing but too expensive for my budget. I only really put 5ml sugar syrup in mine to even out any bitterness from the coffee shots. 1w
  •   liamghost @this_is_brett should suck one back soon mate! 1w

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liamghost Made a few cocktails last night. #liamscocks 1w

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liamghost Salted Caramel Espresso Matini. #liamscocks 1w

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liamghost 2 days after leg day. 1w

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liamghost I've found a picture of myself in the future! Technology these days! 2w

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liamghost Some people say it's luck when a bird shits on you. Well how fucking lucky is it when a bird somehow manages to create the trajectory of a poo that lands in between your heel and thong mid stride. Then you stand on it. Seriously this actually just fucking happened! 2w

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liamghost I hope this isn't true. 2w

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liamghost If you know. You know. 2w

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liamghost It was things like this I used to point out when people who were voting for Abbott used to say, "But he's better than Gillard! You've gotta admit that." No. I don't think he is. 3w

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liamghost Fuck. With dudes like these out there how is ANYONE meant to hold onto a girl?! 4w

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liamghost Remember this front page? Oh the memories. 4w
  •   jenbuxton JOURNELISAM 4w
  •   jenbuxton I'm banned from reading this newspaper in public because Diz says when I do I make too much of a scene. He was right to do it. 4w
  •   liamghost @jenbuxton oh man I feel that. They're something that gives me endless rage and also humour at the pathetic-ness of it all. Then I get sad that I live in a country that takes it as gospel. 4w
  •   mjediting It still makes me want to vomit. 4w
  •   mysonisalsonamedbort @jenbuxton Mum goes through my recycling to check I haven't been reading it. 4w
  •   liamghost @mjediting yep. I have those feels. 4w
  •   liamghost @mysonisalsonamedbort your mum is a legend. 4w

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