lexterdexter You're god damn right Siri 2w

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lexterdexter I have no explanation for this text 2w

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lexterdexter The most beautiful mailbox in the world #minnesota 4w

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lexterdexter On the way to #mallofamerica #minnesota yesterday 1mon

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lexterdexter Sometimes my #cat sits on the toilet, and I'm okay with that 2mon

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lexterdexter Honey took a selfie on my phone #bae #shessocrazy #imsolonely 2mon

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lexterdexter I got my starbucks this morning AT EXACTLY 10 AM #starbucks @starbucks 3mon

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lexterdexter I think Honey's mouth is too small #cat 3mon

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lexterdexter Happy #nationalcatday to my best friend and the cutest #cat in the world, Honey 🐈 3mon

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lexterdexter #fbf that time I found a lone cheeto in the vending machine 4mon

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lexterdexter Found a book about syphilis in German at the bookstore #score 4mon

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lexterdexter Found a #toad in our flower pot 5mon

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lexterdexter Honey did the challenge, and then we watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air after. She nominates @iamlilbub 5mon

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