laliefauxreal Sometimes you gotta have a snack -@looceeloo 3d

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laliefauxreal Today I feel the entire world is one big proverbial fingernail sliding slowly down a chalk board...SO, thank the gods for my new TV obsession- Hannibal. it's perfection. 3d

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laliefauxreal As you most likely already know by now I am "taking the leap" and going 100% freelance/ independent contractor after this month. I am elated and terrified at the very same time. Send good vibes and follow the marketing creative @themoonisforlovers and I have put together at @cultfollow xoxo 4d

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laliefauxreal Just in case you are bored with talking about that dress and want to hear about Waffle House instead 1w

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laliefauxreal This photo is me pretending to be mad at the Stefphanies (@stefisafourletterword and @stephaniepulver) Last I saw they were galavanting around Los Angeles and taking selfies in the bathroom at Jumbos. Here I am in my new office (Anthem RIP VIP) giving you both the finger, cause it seems like the thing to do... but really what I mean is A. I miss you both and B. I wish I was there more than anything ever. 1w

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laliefauxreal currently drawing all inspo from creepy baby head 1w

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laliefauxreal If it was Monday, this would totes be my man crush. I like the weird little scars on his face #yolo 1w

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laliefauxreal "Don't even think about it"- my favorite little coworker Shogun. 1w

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laliefauxreal Babysitting at work is my favorite. shogun is the funniest 3 year old on the planet. 1w

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laliefauxreal @renaepop it's your birthday and we are laughing our fucking asses off. 2w

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laliefauxreal #TBT A long time ago when I was prob being like super dramatic 2w

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laliefauxreal Don't fall on the ice like I did. be safe out there kids. #boozeitandlooseit 2w

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laliefauxreal Dear Damon Salvatore- you are my one true love. I won't stop until I find you, not even for Chuck Bass! Eternally yours- Lalie Faux Real CC- everyone 2w

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laliefauxreal Well, we got stir crazy and walked to @therosepepper for margaritas as did the rest of East Nashville #cabinfever 2w

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laliefauxreal So fucking predictable. #spotify 3w

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laliefauxreal me and my gingers. #frynds 3w

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laliefauxreal Got myself a Valentine's Day bro tat with @stephaniepulver. Stay tuned for twinning photo. #lovefest 3w

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laliefauxreal Happy Birthday to one of my best friends on the planet! @stefisafourletterword this year is going to be even better than last and here is to hoping that I will be hanging out with you VERY soon along with some beaches, palm trees and sunshine #ihavethebestbesties 3w

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laliefauxreal How adorable of my invisible BF Edward to mail me this card for Valentine's Day but...why is he a bartender? Also- do people say things like this in real life? #pukeday #invisibleboyfriend #ithoughticancelledthisservice #valentinesdayisforloosers 3w
  •   stefisafourletterword I'm doomed. Bartenders and musicians and painters. 3w
  •   laliefauxreal @stefisafourletterword 1. I remember a time only a couple years ago when I had never even been on a date with someone who wasn't a musician #nashville 2. Aren't most bartenders musicians? 3. I guess the service got the memo that I like to drink and thought we would be a good pair. It all makes me LOL regardless. 3w
  •   l.tlake @laliefauxreal the world is ending soon anyway. Boyfriends are overrated. Stick with the invisible one. 3w
  •   laliefauxreal @l.tlake they are overrated indeed! Haven't had one in so long I don't even miss it! I kinda hope the world doesn't end soon tho. 3w
  •   l.tlake @laliefauxreal Ha. I know. I wouldn't mind being given the option to be with my soulmate and every cat I've ever owned in some sort of utopian place outside of Earth. Haha. 🌍 3w
  •   laliefauxreal @l.tlake can't blame you for that 3w
  •   magikal_nemesis Maybe it's Ed(ward) Westwick! He probably owns a few bars! Go with It ;) 3w
  •   laliefauxreal @magikal_nemesis Whoa! Way to turn that one around! Impressive. I like the way you think Clem. 3w

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