lajethrojenkins Bae caught me takin a bad bitch nap. 19h

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lajethrojenkins Almost died shoveling the driveway whilst fighting this treacherous Colorado snowstorm. Only thing that kept breath in my lungs was the memory of the East African booty meats that await me upon my return to St. Louis. 2d

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lajethrojenkins ... That moment when your little brother takes his shirt off and shits on your whole entire existence. 3d

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lajethrojenkins Merry Morning Breath and Happy Macaroni and Cheese. 3d
  •   o_fenomeno86 Greatest sandals ever created, really not debating anyone on this. 3d

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lajethrojenkins "My tattoos make my skin more me." 2w

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lajethrojenkins Ancestral. 2w

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lajethrojenkins Bouta dance in the rain forehead to forehead with someone, tonight. 2w

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lajethrojenkins Introducing the new cast of Revenge of the Terds. : @chuckstr 2w

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lajethrojenkins This post is sponsored by @aoctaviusw's Daddy Knows Best Haberdashery and his new Social Studies Teacher Collection. 2w

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lajethrojenkins Winter Weather Research Materials. 2w

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lajethrojenkins Last day to order your sweatshirt.

Appreciate all who participated. This was a lot of fun. My brain is a cluster fuck of weird ideas, and I'm amazed that y'all get them.
Y'all are incredible. I sincerely wish y'all the best. Fuck Bill Cosby... And Woody Allen.

Link in bio if you still want to purchase.
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lajethrojenkins Hogwarts School of Baduizm. Why attend? Ask our students.

Sweatshirt pre-orders available through tomorrow night.
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lajethrojenkins Adult - Fully developed and mature: grown-up... 3w

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lajethrojenkins Note to self. 3w

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lajethrojenkins One of the benefits of attending Hogwarts School of Baduizm is the faculty. Such as LaMalcolm Jenkins the inventor of Bad Witches Brew.

Sweatshirts available until Dec 8th on LaJethroJenkins.com

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lajethrojenkins The Hogwarts School of Baduizm is now open for Admission!
I was inspired to create this while attempting to eat a steak burrito in the car before I got to my homegirl's house because steak burritos aren't to be shared.

Taking pre-orders until December 8th. Please allow around 2/3 weeks for order to be received, depending on order date. Each order comes with a "Bachelor of Bad Witches" diploma while supplies last.
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Best Wishes! -LaMalcolm Jenkins (Professor of Bad Witches Brew-Making) : @aoctaviusw
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lajethrojenkins "If you're gonna fall in love... might as well be with a bad witch." The School of Baduizm is open tomorrow- Dec. 8th. Each order comes with a "Bachelor of Bad Witches" diploma signed by professor LaMalcolm Jenkins. (Beard sold separately) 4w

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lajethrojenkins Teamed up with @kevinkellyusa, @mo.hickman, and a whole bunch of awesome people to throw my best buddy @aoctaviusw a surprise going away party. Had to send him off to Colorado Springs the right way. I'm gonna miss you like a muhfucka, lil bro. But the joy of seeing you chase and achieve your dreams by far overwhelms any feelings of sadness. There's not a person in this world that deserves these blessings more than you. You're an inspiration to us all. And I wish nothing but greatness in your life. Through thick and thin, good and bad, no matter where you are, no matter what, I'm only a phone call away. Clotie raised a champion. And I know she's smiling down. The next phase to your journey begins today, lil bro. The whole universe is rooting for you.
: @frmtheinsideout
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lajethrojenkins Superheroes. 1mon

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lajethrojenkins Hogwarts School of Baduizm. More info coming soon. : @aoctaviusw 1mon

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