kjnyc From #StillFoolinEm: “I’d like to think that there is a heaven and it starts from the happiest day in your life. I’ll be eighteen and Janice Goldfinger will walk by me in a bikini, and I will follow her and it will start all over again. I’d really like to think that.” #ThatKindOfLove The way Billy Crystal has loved Janice ... for 47 years ... and counting. 8h

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kjnyc I couldn't participate in everything because #SprainedAnkle, but I was at the end of each obstacle to present this guy. #TaDa! #ROCrace 19h

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kjnyc Friends, I accept your nominations to participate in the #PrettyFaceChallenge and I raise you: #NoFilter #IWokeUpLikeThis 4d

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kjnyc #Repost from @meachwarrick: “#andthatmeansyou” while coincidentally reading ‘Desperately Seeking Celebrity: Why Some Crave Fame’ by Allison Ford: “Fame used to be a byproduct of success, an unpleasant but tolerated side effect of being exceptional. Now, fame itself has become the entire goal and the manner in which the famous achieve their fame is irrelevant ... Reality TV has also given a voice to the untalented ‘regular’ folks who just want to be on TV - and some aren’t afraid to admit that they’ll do anything to get famous ... Why bother learning to act if you can get paid to be yourself?” #WeAreAllKardashianEnablers 1w

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kjnyc Donate to #HopeysHeart on behalf of @tc3rty1ne, who treated everyone to a #MakeMeaning party to celebrate the 29th birthday of @merlot85! Because when you think life sucks, remember that it doesn't. Happy Birthday, Brit! 1w

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kjnyc “... so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”
... But sometimes they do.
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kjnyc On a mission to totally wear all of this shit out by 2065. 2w

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kjnyc Because #love. 4w

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kjnyc #IWillStopEverythingIAmDoingAndTakeASelfieIf ... you are asleep in the same subway car as me (#SleepyStraphangers)
... I happen to catch a flattering angle of myself in a bathroom or rear-view mirror and I want people to like it (#IfTheCaptionIsAnInspirationalQuoteThenItsNotNarcissistic)
... Or you are pushing your dog in a stroller (#SometimesThereAreJustNoHashtags .....
I stand corrected: #DogsInStrollers)
1mon
  •   moesims Next you need #DogsInShoes....people and their pets smh 1mon
  •   nickey_y I have seen dogs in strollers and little red booties. Never been able to take a good pic. 1mon
  •   bp395 Looks like they were running and pushing the dog in a stroller? #wtf 1mon
  •   lindzck @kjnyc 1mon

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kjnyc Our compliments to @chefjj and xoxo ~from KJ & Ra 1mon

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kjnyc Caribbean reflections ... 2mon

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kjnyc This is how I look at pizza.
Also, @carvinsnyc.
2mon

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kjnyc “Fuck yo selfie.”
-Japanese Astronaut Aki Hoshide, probably
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kjnyc I wonder if Beyoncé was like, “Jay!!! Katie is coming to our concert tonight!!!” 2mon

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kjnyc According to the Mayo Clinic, the total transit time through the human digestive system is roughly 50 hours.

So, those grasshoppers should definitely be out by Tuesday. #FoodPorn
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kjnyc “You gotta cooooordinate.”
#SleepyStraphangers
2mon

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