kevinmheineman You guys, @nicholasscimeca and @taylorlavallie are still married! 5d

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kevinmheineman Can you guys tell I've recently gotten into Dexter? 2w

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kevinmheineman You guys, I made this and one part of it is made of plants because @jessicamurnane changed me. 3w

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kevinmheineman I may have gotten out of the car for a 20... 4w

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kevinmheineman How many of these are actually kill rooms? 1mon

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kevinmheineman My two friends got married on a mountain today and now I'm going to drink my face off with them til death do us part. 2mon

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kevinmheineman I need to find more dudes to hang out with. All this estrogen is starting to get to me. 2mon
  •   ajlatrace I've had jobs like this. Definitely gets to you after a while. 2mon
  •   alliey115 Whatever, you love us! 2mon
  •   joshbrownline Dude, you poor bastard. God speed 2mon

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kevinmheineman Keep it casual, man. 3mon

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kevinmheineman This is hardcore. 3mon

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kevinmheineman Followed this sports fan off the wrong exit to snag this picture, because SPORTS! 3mon

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kevinmheineman You guys, I made art out of this sushi I ate. Do you know what that means?! 3mon

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kevinmheineman So, @elise_schmitt didn't approve of my first photo of her, so she made me take this one and ran it through 47 photo filtering apps... Unfiltered she's actually a 6'4" man with three teeth. Bless. 3mon

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kevinmheineman Here's @elise_schmitt putting off the inevitable... 3mon
  •   elise_schmitt This is horrible and I look like a goblin. 3mon

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kevinmheineman You guys, it finally happened. #ShareaCoke 4mon

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kevinmheineman I showed up a little early for the @plainwhitets show wearing their new merch and @marcmoran documented it. 4mon

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kevinmheineman I'd probably still work at Quiznos if my idiot friends and I didn't run the Schaumburg location into the ground as teenagers. 4mon
  •   darrenvorel I like 100% of your posts. 4mon
  •   joelbednarz Yeah but I'll never forget you letting me make my own custom sandos. That was cool. 4mon
  •   karinleigh Those were the days 4mon
  •   echo_water Mmmm mmmm... Toasty. 4mon
  •   hotwaterchris More like ran it into the awesome 4mon
  •   victoriaarose We guessed jimmy johns 4mon
  •   dmhitzeman I loved visiting you in Quiznos or when your Saturn smelled of it when you just got off work. Memories. 4mon

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kevinmheineman My car is with the valet, so I'll probably just let them keep it and drink this whole thing myself... 4mon

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kevinmheineman Here's Kate Nash being super cute and British. 4mon

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kevinmheineman Kate Beckinsale? 4mon

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kevinmheineman True story, Saturday... 4mon

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