kellyoxford On of my favorite people on this planet, multi talented gypsy love woman @jennydianelewis album THE VOYAGER ️ is released today. Look deep into her umbrella reflected sunglasses, then make your life better by including THE VOYAGER in your life. 11h

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  •   zebeev There was a 2 hour line to have a custom name printed on Coke in some corporate PR event at the Eaton Centre on Sunday, and the line was dominated by Asian and Arabic cats; I thought it was just a coincidence, until my wife said compassionately "Aww, that's sad; it's probably really hard for them to find their names on those coke bottles". 2d
  •   leahvl Fact: you cannot get a coke can personalized to say Cunt on it. 2d
  •   tobywoohoo This 2d
  •   avrahelaine I'm drinking Alice this very minute and it's pudding me off. 1d
  •   avrahelaine Pissing ha! 1d
  •   slym24 @manofskin def awkward with no pics on ur profile. Yikes. 1d
  •   jane_ess_gee There's a Mom one! 1d
  •   zindchicksiang Tits please thanks 13h

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kellyoxford BÆ BEA LOVES FISHING 2d

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kellyoxford Dear Mr Bigglesworth,
Stop making Henry fall in love with you.
3d

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Earlybird kellyoxford
kellyoxford I sent Henry and Sal to my sister's cottage in Canada and now they play poker and drink wine. 4d

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kellyoxford In one week, watch @nicolerichie torture me with bird dander. #SayNoToBirdDander #candidlynicole 4d

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kellyoxford Finally, I've caught an LA news story rollin' at Canadian speed. 5d

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Valencia kellyoxford
kellyoxford I refuse to be the person who tells this man he just spent an hour hiking Fryman with a stuffed toy dog on a leash, and not a real dog.
#ExcuseMeFakeBeagle? #calmdown #chillvibes
5d

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kellyoxford Hyperballad. Would love to tell 18 year old me this is a thing I'd see and then "post" for 85k people on my phone in a future where I am a mother of three children.
BTW- a Tori amos concert is great if you ever want to feel like a sack of shit for quitting piano as a child.
5d

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kellyoxford Proud of myself for not experiencing PTSD when someone else showed up in my outfit last night. #TearInYourHat #PreciousTwins #PrettyGoodGlasses #NeverWasADoubleTakeGirl #ThisIsNotReallyHappening #YouBetYourLifeItIs 5d

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kellyoxford He's totally asleep. 1w

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Valencia kellyoxford
kellyoxford Someone is really into her native land. #canada 1w

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kellyoxford Happy Sunday Morning! #CvsLot 1w

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kellyoxford Movie reviewer. 1w

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kellyoxford Movie Reviewer. 1w

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kellyoxford the ocean is so beautiful. 1w

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Kelvin kellyoxford
kellyoxford stared into this for long time #pilldiaries #gertie 2w

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kellyoxford Pretty high on meds. Easily making my arm look deformed to share with you. If you ever need a pal to make you look deformed on Instagram, come to me. #Specialist #PillDiaries #Moles 2w

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