kateaka Morning No Filter 2d

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kateaka Current mood #futurefuck #newhorizons thanks Patti for the reminder that we're all in the drivers seat 2d
  •   minasavjak Patty is 2d
  •   chrisahk Nice words 2d
  •   the_tealady Nice words. But we still ain't in control. The universe will always be BOSS. 2d

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kateaka Current mood. Even our douvet colour is the same. #sundaylols #cheapthrills 3d

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kateaka Walt, is that you? **suspiciously looks around** 3d

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kateaka Saturday Stranger. ️😦 4d

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kateaka ️snowy Saturday sorted lost my shit at @phaidonsnaps #bookworm #yay 4d
  •   londonben Love that phaidon store on Wooster, I could literally spend all my £££ in there 4d
  •   kateaka @londonben actually it was at art fair but yes ! The best! Hope u cats are coming back soon! 4d
  •   chrikenz 4d

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kateaka Weekend + Current Mood = #FuckingAce #Shrigley 5d

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kateaka Creepster Easter 6d

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kateaka So can't wait for this. Fashion trolls unite. 6d

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kateaka A masterpiece. #Fuck #FuckOff 1w

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kateaka Did someone say phresh? ohhhhh yeah. That'll get you through weds #payday #heyday #newkicks 1w

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kateaka Recording studio + writing space in the jungle anyone?️thx for making space for me #maderasvillage @maderasvillage #lolidayimpending summer camp for adults! Whoooooop! 1w
  •   themiszuk Omg I found the best review ever for this place a while ago. 1w
  •   themiszuk Eco-Quiz: Are you fed up with mad unchill hotels having your room ready for you within 5-6 hours of arrival? Been thirsting for interactions with other rad travelers screaming at you after they discover you in *their* room, and only after you've been told by the staff that it's *your* room? Are you down with sharing experiences with like-minded managers who blame their staff for their own mistakes? How about keys to the room that dubiously belongs to you? Do keys TOTALLY HARSH ON YOUR MELLOW, BRO? If your answer to any of these questions is yes, then run, don't walk, to Maderas Village.

    Nestled in the hills above the beautiful Playa Maderas, Maderas Village is an apartheid inspired eco-lodge, the heavily Instagrammed brainchild of a Nicaraguan off-shoot of the Manson Family. This locally sourced, organically harvested, Circle Jerk Jamboree has everything the discerning white person could ever ask for: two Swedes, Bon Iver, rain sticks, compost piles, Bon Iver, a stunning and utter lack of coherent management or even any management at all, Bon Iver, and Black Jesuses.

    The unifying philosophy behind Maderas Village is "Relax Harder, Brah." Owners, DeWitt (Ambassador of Vibe), Dickie (Curator of Alibis), Ashton Kutcher (Resident Famous Brosef), Dave (Gnome of Gnargliness), Alan (Black Jesus), and Chris Kirkpatrick (former N*Sync member) have this down to an artform. They're so relaxed that they don't do anything, pushing their guests to the limits of their patience and subjecting them to stress, thereby forcing them to relax *even* harder.

    One night at Maderas Village surrounded by fellow travelers from such exotic locales as Toronto, Chicago, or Queens, and catered to by an all-Nicaraguan staff who will even fetch your beers if your legs are feeling too relaxed for the walk? About $65. Learning how to play Helter Skelter on naturally fallen, reclaimed didgeridoos while questioning literally everything you thought you knew about hospitality and limitless nature of your own happiness? Priceless. (And 110% righteous!) 1w
  •   kateaka @themiszuk so funny! I heard it's good tho! Lol! Have u been? 1w
  •   kateaka @sprucetoninn yesssssss ps going to come back and visit you guys soon ! 1w
  •   themiszuk I would never. I'd just rent a house. I hate co-existing with other hipsters. 1w
  •   kateaka @themiszuk mega lol. "Jungle summit". You're freaking me out, stop killing my buzz 1w
  •   erikackurihara Love the review @themiszuk ! Still looks great Kate x 1w
  •   kateaka @erikackurihara @themiszuk they don't mince words. There is a b+b next door. I always wanted to go on summer camp. Heard it's rad. Here's hoping! 1w

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kateaka Never gets old 1w

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kateaka Nu hair, don't care #selfieSundaze 1w

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kateaka This is actually the cutest thing I've ever seen. Real life #WesAnderson moment. Letter writing is underrated. 1w

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kateaka Writing Sundaze. 1w

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kateaka Even Grub Hub is jumping on the "wellness" bandwagon @the_numinous #newagecraze 2w
  •   heapsgay @kateaka what's grub hub but I love it :) 2w
  •   kateaka @heapsgay New York home delivery mecca slavery service. Am so loving it sick. Literally. 2w

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kateaka 2w

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kateaka Fuck you, "Spring". 2w

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kateaka Um, sorry can you just get me out of this parking fine? Avoiding the photography while on the bling we to @alexfletcher #streetlyfe #NYC 2w

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