Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Apologies to those who didn't see the Supermoon last night. I got the late night munchies and a moon sounded tasty. To make up for it, here's a grey view of the Golden Gate Bridge. What a babe. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #ggb #sf 2w

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Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Welcome to Fogust, where people are so excited about my most powerful month that they do cartwheels in front of the Painted Ladies. #fog #fogust #fogstagram #paintedladies #sf 3w

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2mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Sorry I haven't been posting much lately. Just been SO busy like every other San Franciscan: brunch in the Sunset, lunch in Cole Valley, catching up with other clouds over the Castro. It's hard being a fog this cool but someone's gotta dew it. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #noevalley #sf 2mon

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2mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog I know what you're thinking: where did Karl go and why is this place so miserably ugly without him? I hear you, really I do. But I got caught up with the World Cup madness and impulsively decided to float down to Brazil and support our guys from the sky. I'm tired and a little hungover (damn you caipirinhas) but should be back soon. I hear they're showing the games in front of City Hall. I'll have to drop by for the next one. #uglysf #sanfrancisco #bluemyself #ggb #bay 2mon

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3mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Change is rarely easy or comfortable or direct. It's weird and sloppy and full of undiscovered variables and unknown self-reactions. But it's inevitable. Your life and this world will always change. As for me? Well, I prefer to embrace it. I let go of things I can't control. I keep moving forward but know I might make detours before arriving at my destination. And I look forward to experiencing and learning a lot of cool stuff along the way. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #baybridge #sf 3mon

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3mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost. 3mon

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3mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog San Francisco has 2 seasons: me and anything else. I don't like to talk about that other awful time of year so let's focus on the best part which thankfully begins today. Happy June Gloom, you guys. It feels good to be home. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #ggb #sf 3mon

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4mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Terrible news, you guys. My mom came down with a warm (what you call a "cold") just in time for Mother's Day. My dad is back in Hawaii visiting his Mom, so I'm gonna take care of my ol' lady for the next few days. If the temperature gets a little warmer than usual this week, my apologies in advance. I'll try to make it back to check in but no promises. Until then, you'll have to suffer with days like these. Sorry. #nofog #blueskies #dreadful #ggb #bay #sanfrancisco 4mon

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4mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog One of the best parts about getting older is realizing you don't always have to be "on." Or like everyone you meet. Or make everything sound like it's amazing. That's just exhausting. If everything is amazing, is anything amazing? Take time off for yourself like I am here. Be okay letting other shine. It ensures that when you return, and when you make your presence known, all eyes are on you. #fogwisdom #sunshine #blueskies #tankhill #sanfrancisco 4mon

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4mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog After one of the hottest weeks in recent memory, one filled with sweaty walks to work, sweaty bus rides, and sweaty apartments, I made my triumphant return yesterday. I teased the coast line for a few hours in the morning before devouring the whole city. Now I'm just chillin' after a hard night's work. I think I've earned it. #returnofthekarl #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #trees #woods #girlimexhausted 4mon

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4mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog I just partnered with the sun for a fantastic end to the day. You're welcome. #cloudporn #sunset #fog #pacific #dusk #sanfrancisco 4mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog How am I dewing? Oh, just chillin. Hanging out on the west side. Taking it easy. It's not summer yet so I'm just coming and going as I please. #fog #fogstagram #sanfrancisco #twinpeaks #sutrotower 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Video Karl, the San Francisco Fog

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog I came back late last night because I heard your cries for help. "Save us from this 74 and sunny hell we're suffering through" you said. "We hate hanging outside at night without a fur-lined parka" you cried. I'm not sticking around for long, so enjoy me while I last. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #ggb #wherethemcablesgo #iatethem 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Local residents have fled to Dolores Park to mourn my sudden disappearance. They expose skin as a form of ritualistic sacrifice and drink out of red plastic cups because the liquid symbolizes my condensation. Pray for us during these dark days. #nofog #dreadful #dolorespark #sunnofun #sanfrancisco 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Whoops, totally photobombed this picture. I think it adds a little flavor to an otherwise boring slightly-picturesque shot. I mean, who wants blue skies anyway? Snooze fest. #baybridge #bay #fog #cloudporn #iguessthiswilldew #sanfrancisco 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog We're currently experiencing a break from the torrential downpours that have plagued San Francisco the past few days. Get outside and enjoy this while you can. I wish I could be there to hang out, but I'm at my parents' place with a warm (that's what we call it when we get sick) so my fluffy cousin has got everything under control. #fog #fogstagram #fogaholics #fullhouse #dannytanner #alamosquare #sanfrancisco 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Just another hazy, lazy Sunday afternoon here in San Francisco. I don't mind sharing the sky with other types of clouds, but come summer, this place is mine. #ggb #bridge #bay #hazy #clouds #sanfrancisco 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog There's a storm brewing in San Francisco. Should be arriving any minute now. Until then, I'm getting everyone ready for a whole lot more grey with my big soft clouds. I'm gonna mist you guys. #fog #fogstagram #street #clouds #rain #sanfrancisco 5mon

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5mon karlthefog
Normal Karl, the San Francisco Fog
karlthefog Hi. It's me, Karl. Wait! Don't hang up. I know it's been awhile since you last heard from me and you have every right to be pissed. I should have reached out. But the past few weeks have been nothing but abrasive sunshine or gloomy rain. I came back once or twice but I was so busy working that I didn't get a chance to let you know I was in town (although I'm sure someone tagged me so you eventually found out). I know, it's a shitty excuse. But it's true. I hope you forgive me and we can pick up where we left off. Life isn't the same without you, Instagram. #fog #fogstagram #apology #trees #woods #sanfrancisco 5mon

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