juuiy I would estimate that Mr. Clean suffers from severe obsessive compulsive disorder. Aside from his stated preoccupation with cleanliness, he appears to shave his head daily and clearly excoriates his eyebrows so vigorously they've lost all pigment 2w

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juuiy I'm unsure whether this bears witness to a routine shedding or a brutal mauling, but either way here are the facts as they are 1mon

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juuiy I got this cut in the process of sauteeing a garden grown eggplant, but the good news is we're all still dancing 1mon

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juuiy A message 2mon

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juuiy This is my friend. Together we try out the new lunch places near office parks and take turns trying to cut through a very thick piece of rope. Tag someone who's special to you 2mon

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juuiy I put these things here because I had no other place for them, but now I think this is the best place for them to be. If you think carefully, it's sort of political commentary, and I'm always happy to get in on that 2mon

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juuiy I caught this little b-i-t-c-h chowing. As you can see he had no comment 3mon
  •   t0neill Ur rlly more of a multimedia artist these days HUH 3mon
  •   juuiy @t0neill I believe in using all of the media at our disposal in today's global earth. It all comes down to good storytelling and authentic values 3mon
  •   jsthurst To be honest I thought this post was from @juicyj and FLIPPED when I saw Tara comment. Needless to say, you could share the wealth a lil Joey 🌳 #treeoflife #namaste 3mon
  •   t0neill Hahhahahahhahaaaa @jsthurst 3mon
  •   juuiy @jsthurst this is Mr. Juicy speaking, how may I help you? I try to get in touch with all my fans. Keep smiling, and remember, bands a make her dance! #darkhorse 3mon
  •   jsthurst Hahahahahahaahah 3mon

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juuiy I bet this is why he does it. For the fans 4mon

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juuiy I can't tell if plaintive earnestness is really physically draining or if it's just a bad idea to wear a leather jacket on stage 4mon

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  •   nelljelfel You've grown wiser. Happy bday once again. 3mon
  •   juuiy @nelljelfel yes! I felt it as soon as midnight hit. The wisdom of the ancestors. Thank youuu! I hope oc was fun. I was following your guys' Snapchats faithfully. I rather liked the balloons and the unfortunate kid who came between you and then 3mon
  •   nelljelfel Ohhhhhhhh yes yes. We also tried to FaceTime Aran carter. Who decided not to pick up. I'm new to the snapchat life. But so far if you're pleased then I must continue. But you and cindys showdown was the highlight of the trip. 3mon
  •   juuiy @nelljelfel I saw! Don't be fucking around with him though I hear he's a predator. Yeah it was a highlight! I didn't know @cndyzh could argue like that. She dragged me by the follicles and wore me out with 6 part diatribes until I had to fall asleep. A worthy opponent! 3mon
  •   nelljelfel What a woman. Phenomenal woman!!!!! Is he really ? 3mon
  •   juuiy I don't know of its possible to open that but if you can't the answer is.. Yes! 3mon
  •   nelljelfel I can take a guess as to what that link will show. But I still wanted to face time him !!! 3mon

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juuiy Not sure I'm ready 5mon

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juuiy I never get invited to anything! 6mon

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juuiy We're selling cupcakes at our bakery in France 7mon

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juuiy This book is great to carry around because it's as thick as the quran and does all my emoting for me 7mon
  •   juuiy Apparently the quran is miniscule compared to the Bible. This is what you get for trying to be "PC" 7mon

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