jrchicken Throwback to when I was involved in student politics and I ran for a director position with the Carleton Political Science Society. I did my best Frank Underwood impression but it turns out there were bigger and badder crooks running for the same position. Unfortunately, I did not win and this turned out to be the biggest scandal since that time Bill Clinton got blown under his desk in the Oval Office. Needless to say, I had a good time campaigning, met some interesting individuals and I found a reason to dress up in a tie and make myself feel important. I'll still be around begging for a job with the CPSS, you'll see me at Carleton #Throwback #WassForDirector #CPSS #getmeafuckingjob #monicalewinsky #CPSSOffice 2w

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jrchicken That one time last year....#throwback #why 3w

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1mon jrchicken
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jrchicken Pre-logic poker game, I had won all these chips which are equivalent to that of a bag of Cheetos #economicalpoker #champion #cheetoscup #staywinning 1mon
  •   lorentz94 You mean a bag of air with a few cheetos in it 1mon

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jrchicken I wasn't aware of this picture being taken, but it looks like @lando_t_ and I were clearly not satisfied with the pictures we received #jokes #itwasadickpic 1mon

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jrchicken Bluesfest selfies with the gentlemen Nick, Lando and some buff ginge in the back...I paid $40 for that Kanye ticket, that $40 is gonna pay for a new implant on Kim's left ass cheek, thank me later Mrs. West #bluesfest #yeezy #4thyear 2mon

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jrchicken I felt blessed last night, I witnessed Yeezus. My mom doesn't let me listen to rap music, so I told her I was going to the Jason Aldean concert. Well, I got lost and I ended up going to Kanye instead. this was one of the best concerts I have ever been to, soooooooooooooo fucking hype #kanye #jk #itwasjasonaldean #yeezus 2mon

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jrchicken When the only ethnic kids from Stittsville get together for a group photo #squad #NN9 #canadaday #seasonedcooking 2mon

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2mon jrchicken
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jrchicken When you roll up to the casino with crack change and come out with $100, then you dip the scene and buy a junior chicken with your winnings #ididitforthesquad #slots #chicken 2mon
  •   cnnhood Shutup you broke ass nigga who goes to Walmart to break change for a toonie to go to McDonald's to buy a dollar drink ass niga type of niga to ask for mayonnaise on the side 2mon
  •   jrchicken @cnnhood fuck you, you ain't even a real news station 2mon
  •   salamar95 @jrchicken cnn hood been tryna follow me constantly tho 2mon

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jrchicken First stint at modelling with the boys following the aftermath of the mud hero race #wemadeit #dirty #demlegs #armanshair #howdoyoudoit #giveusadvice #imserious 3mon

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jrchicken When you find the nigga that owes you money #nochill #bitchbetterhavemymoney 3mon

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jrchicken I've been on that a million job interviews a year swagger, where I constantly have to find a dress shirt and wear a pea coat jacket to hide the mustard stain. Filters on Instagram are fucking marvellous, it can turn anyone from a 4/10 to an 8/10. This is great, I look like corporate America but feel like a citizen of North Korea #allhailkimjungun #someonehireme 3mon

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jrchicken I'd rather have a couple of dollars then 200 pennies. Fuck it, pennies don't even exist in Canada anymore. It's not summer yet, but I'm trying to get into that 90210, navy blue Beamer driving, my dads a lawyer that will sue your ass and I drink diet sprite with Double Big Macs type vibe. Anyhow, happy 22nd birthday to the playboy Mudy, the future is looking bright for the both of us #letsgoooooo #longpost #birthdays 3mon

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jrchicken Home girl sent me some nudes, so I gave her the thumbs up...nah, I'm playing I checked my grades on CUlearn, I'm doing pretty good. #workhard #businessbeforegames 4mon

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jrchicken When all the black people in your group chat start freestyle battling over their iPhone mics #loonedout #whatsapp 4mon

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jrchicken First attempt at making these memes #squadgoals #fresh #exambreaks 5mon

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5mon jrchicken
Valencia Kanye North
jrchicken Uncle: let me take bicture of your new haircut and you can bost it on Instagram and fecesbook. Me: OK #ididitforthegram #freshcut #fecesbook 5mon

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jrchicken I, Wasem Khir, will be running to be the next director for the Carleton Political Science Society (CPSS). If you are a member of the CPSS, or have attended model parliament, make sure you go out and vote for me on the 25th of March. Thanks, much love everyone! 5mon

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jrchicken Ol' girl gave me the boot, so I drank out of it #stpattysday #steamwhistle #greenpolo #ralphlauren 5mon
  •   tuffguise I got the same shirt... I mean like the same shitty shirt 5mon
  •   jrchicken @tuffguise that's probably how you get all the bitches 5mon

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jrchicken It's a father-son type picture #instacats #3antar 6mon

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6mon jrchicken
Normal Kanye North
jrchicken She had a big booty, so I took a quick glance #itwasbig #beard #wass #wasshole 6mon

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