joycemarkert Sporting my summery shade of wonder bread white 9h

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joycemarkert Fancy outdoor dining with the lovely @jumping_coffee_bean 4d

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joycemarkert Resisting the urge to be gross and sappy. But @jumping_coffee_bean is most certainly my soul mate and my support system. Thank you 5d

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joycemarkert Mornings without waking up to your smelly breath or seeing that crazy look in your eye every time you hear the fridge open is going to be one of the hardest adjustments. Thank you for the thirteen years you gave me. I hope you're getting unlimited amounts of cucumbers and back rubs up there, bub. 5d

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joycemarkert I'm just going to pretend that I don't have to be at work in two hours. 6d
  •   caitsyeates Every single time you post one of your paintings like this I want to run and get a tattoo of it. If I ever decide to ink myself one day, I may just be coming to you for design ideas. 6d

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joycemarkert A pretty great alternative to sleeping. 1w

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joycemarkert Nothing sweeter than him panting in your face at 7am 2w

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joycemarkert Today, we found the mother of all bird houses. @owlson803 3w
  •   drfeith The Queen Mother of bird houses 3w

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joycemarkert I got bangs. I didn't even break up with anyone first. 3w

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joycemarkert Sometimes there's more watermelon in the house than common sense. 3w

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joycemarkert Monday mantras 3w

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joycemarkert Whoever told you that you looked like a twelve year old, the internet just shut them down. @jumping_coffee_bean 4w
  •   manedge33 We were literally talking a out this site two seconds ago. @joycemarkert 4w
  •   joycemarkert @manedge33 I end up laughing about it more than anything. Uploading ugly selfies and getting "39" haha 4w
  •   manedge33 Whaaaat? No way that thing would think you're that old. 4w
  •   manedge33 There's no way it could think you're that old. It's bullshit if it thinks that. 4w
  •   jumping_coffee_bean thank you internet for giving me hope I don't look as 12 as everyone says 4w

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joycemarkert #tbt to when my Potter dedication peaked in high school. #freeelf 4w

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joycemarkert She's my realist, my voice of reason, my human Urban Dictionary. You aren't afraid to tell me when there's dirt on my face, or BBQ sauce dripped on my chest. I can't wait to kick back with you at the Floridian with some Dole Whip in a couple of months. You are the Rock to my Dwayne, and the Leslie to my Ann. I love you you beautiful rule-breaking moth. #wcw @amberlrichmond 4w

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joycemarkert The only dating advice you'll ever need. 4w

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joycemarkert The light of my life. And the pain in my ass. 1mon

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joycemarkert Well 1mon

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